Disclaimer: I do not own, claim to own, or pretend to own the characters involved in this work of fiction. I do like to take them out and play with them though.
Note: I came across this prompt in WhiteWings9's latest update and was all…"This looks like fun!" So, since I haven't done any straight-up Russia/Prussia yet (I've either hinted at or incorporated it in with another pairing), here we go!
Enjoy, su!
Friend or Foe (Or the One Sentence Meme)
#1 – Angst
He would never let him know how much being separated from his brother and his people actually affected him; especially when Russia was wrapped around him and begging him not to leave.
#2 – AU
Being a PE teacher sucked; the pay was shit, the kids were snots, and Ivan Braginski was way too hot for a seventeen-year-old.
#3 - Crack!Fic
Ivan stared blankly at the tiny army of yellow chicks and the triumphant grin on Gilbert's face as he declared, "Me and the Army of Darkness just seized your vital regions bitch."
#4 – Crossover
Disregarding the ominous threat darkening his childishly bright eyes, the Witch said, "I'm sorry but I will not be able to grant you your wish."
#5 - First Time
The first time Russia saw Prussia, he was still the Teutonic Knights and he was dragging his frozen, white body from a hole in the ice.
#6 – Fluff
It was adorable to watch Prussia's pale face color prettily when he realized Russia had just spouted the sappiest confession he'd ever heard-IN GERMAN!
#7 – Humour
Gilbert didn't appreciate the sight that they made standing in line, dressed as a prince and princess, for the Small World ride at Disneyland-or the looks their fellow visitors were giving them and let Ivan know by pushing him into the faux river when their boat rolled up.
#8 - Hurt/Comfort
Russia reeked of rancid vodka and day-old sweat, and no matter how much he hated the bastard for the hell he'd been put through, his lips still found his to reassure him that he was still there and always would be.
#9 – Smut
His hair formed a silver halo around his head and he moaned when Russia trailed burning kisses down his neck and chest, whispering as he went, "You belong to me."
#10 – UST
A shiver racked his body as he watched Prussia wrap pale lips around the head of the vodka bottle; when the albino finished taking a swig he turned a smarmy grin on him, saying, "You know it's way too cold for you to be sweating like that, right?"
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Lol, so I stole this from WhiteWings9 because it looked like fun. Obviously I didn't stick to the ten word sentence rule, but only because I have issues with omitting detail (maybe I'll work on that later?). AT LEAST IT WAS FUN TO DO!
1: Cold War Era, featuring the Berlin Wall.
2: I have this theory that, since Prussia is one of the older nations, he would be a sexually frustrated teacher.
3: This is my own head canon; Prussia has an army of Gilbirds (all with different names) and he marches them into other countries to be a nuisance.
4: Did anyone catch onto that being Yuuko from xxx-Holic? One guess what Russia wished for.
5: Historical reference to the War of the Ice, where Teutonic!Prussia got his ass HANDED to him by Russia (I like to think he wasn't cruel back then.)
6: The sweetest thing in the world would be Russia willingly learning German just so he could fuck with Prussia like that. 8D
7: Guess who's the displeased princess?
8: Russia has this constant fear that Prussia will go the way of Rome and simply just fade away one day.
9: Early in Prussia's Soviet occupation? Russia likes to make things clear.
10: He's such a little bastard, isn't he? But no worries…Russia jumped him right after he said that.
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