disclaimer: well I don't own Sonic the Hog!
Sonic the Hedgehog walked onto the outdoor stage. There were about 2.5 million people in front of him. They cheered loudly as he approached the stage,. He had his quills in a mullet and was decked out in leather and chains. There were giant fireworks, and Tails, Amy, Rouge, and Shadow all appeared.
"Wlcome, to the largest concert event of the year...THIS BAND OVER THERE!!!" sadi a voice from a speaker, that sounded like Mr. Moviephone.
They started to play their hit song entitled "Stairway to Heaven". It started whn Amy played a long chromatic scale on her bass, and lots of guitar solos that were chromatic scales afterwards, with Sonic shouting satanic messages. The show was even broadcasted on TV, with over 1 billion people worldwide watching.
Knuckles realized he was supposed to be onstage playing drums. He ran past the security guard from his dressing room after convincing him he was part of the band. But Knuckles accidentally tripped on one of the chains on his leather suit and then within a few moments died from brain damage and diabetes.
After exactly 9 minutes and 23 seconds, they finished the song "Stairway to Heaven" and moved onto the next tune, called "We are from Hell". It started with heavy guitar solos from Tails, followed by Sonic screaming the words about how fun it is to commit hate crimes.
Halfway through the show, after a day of brilliant sunshine, the audience heard a large clap of thunder. The band didn't hear, because they were deaf. All of a sudden, it started raining cats and dogs. The band stopped because the rain ruined their instruments. Tails screamed and quickly ran off the stage. All of a sudden, there was a large bolt of cloud to ground lightning. It hit Sonic. Sonic quickly fell on the floor and died of shock because he watched the movie "Kill Bill Volume 1" last night, and because of starvation. He hadn't eaten in 9 days.
All of a sudden, 9 paramedics arrived and dragged the rockstar off in a helicopter. There was several more bolts of coud to ground lightning that hit all the other members of the band. They all died from various causes, like old age.
THE END
Sonic the Hedgehog walked onto the outdoor stage. There were about 2.5 million people in front of him. They cheered loudly as he approached the stage,. He had his quills in a mullet and was decked out in leather and chains. There were giant fireworks, and Tails, Amy, Rouge, and Shadow all appeared.
"Wlcome, to the largest concert event of the year...THIS BAND OVER THERE!!!" sadi a voice from a speaker, that sounded like Mr. Moviephone.
They started to play their hit song entitled "Stairway to Heaven". It started whn Amy played a long chromatic scale on her bass, and lots of guitar solos that were chromatic scales afterwards, with Sonic shouting satanic messages. The show was even broadcasted on TV, with over 1 billion people worldwide watching.
Knuckles realized he was supposed to be onstage playing drums. He ran past the security guard from his dressing room after convincing him he was part of the band. But Knuckles accidentally tripped on one of the chains on his leather suit and then within a few moments died from brain damage and diabetes.
After exactly 9 minutes and 23 seconds, they finished the song "Stairway to Heaven" and moved onto the next tune, called "We are from Hell". It started with heavy guitar solos from Tails, followed by Sonic screaming the words about how fun it is to commit hate crimes.
Halfway through the show, after a day of brilliant sunshine, the audience heard a large clap of thunder. The band didn't hear, because they were deaf. All of a sudden, it started raining cats and dogs. The band stopped because the rain ruined their instruments. Tails screamed and quickly ran off the stage. All of a sudden, there was a large bolt of cloud to ground lightning. It hit Sonic. Sonic quickly fell on the floor and died of shock because he watched the movie "Kill Bill Volume 1" last night, and because of starvation. He hadn't eaten in 9 days.
All of a sudden, 9 paramedics arrived and dragged the rockstar off in a helicopter. There was several more bolts of coud to ground lightning that hit all the other members of the band. They all died from various causes, like old age.
THE END