Ian was walking into a store to buy some candy.
Mm. Candy.
What was I talking about?
Oh, yeah. Ian.
So Ian was at the counter, ready to purchase his assorted candies of sorts, when his phone rang. It was a text from Melanie.
Melanie: Ian. Your bowl hair is really stupid.
Ian cried himself to sleep that night.
He then shaved his head, changed is name to Nalgas, and moved to Mexico.
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