It was the night before Naruto and Hinata's wedding, and the happy couple were divided between their friends for their respective parties. Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Karui, and Temari accompanied Hinata at her bachelorette party while Sai, Sasuke, Neji, Chogi, Kiba, Rock Lee and Shikamaru were with Naruto for his bachelor party. The girls were in Ino's living room while the boys were at the bar.

…

The conversation was flowing smoothly. It was all just basic jabber about work and the village. Naruto and Chogi had just returned from a mission and were in the middle of recounting the highlights when Kiba interrupted.

"I know that you're excited about the mission and all, but can't we talk about something more exciting?" Kiba asked as he took a swig from his beer.

"And what would be more exciting than my most recent successful mission?" demanded Naruto.

"I don't know, maybe the reason that we're all here tonight," suggested Kiba.

"What's so exciting about that?" asked Naruto with genuine confusion written on his face.

"Well, are you nervous?" Kiba asked.

"No, why would I be nervous?"

"Oh, so you've done it before," prodded Kiba.

"Done what?" asked Naruto, still genuinely confused.

"You know, 'the do,'" hinted Kiba, "'the nasty', 'creating the beast with two backs.'"

"Wha…" stated Naruto, getting more and more confused with each euphemism.

"He's asking if you guys have had sex yet," stated Sasuke bluntly.

"Oh," Naruto exclaimed as he tapped the tips of his index fingers together and his face glowing red.

"So have you?" demanded Kiba.

"I don't see how that's any business of yours!" yelled Naruto as he stood up and slammed his fist down on the table.

"It's kinda what we're here for, no?" asked Kiba.

"Yes, that is true. I may not be familiar with bachelor parties, as this is my first, but Gai Sensei informed me that during occasions such as these it is typical to discuss such joys of youth as sex," explained Rock Lee.

"Just because Gai says it, doesn't mean that it's true!" exclaimed Naruto in an attempt to avoid the subject.

"Naruto, how dare you talk ill of my sensei? For this blatant attack on him I must challenge you to a duel."

"Calm down Lee," instructed Neji. "Naruto, if you don't answer the question, then I may be forced to."

"Wha…" Naruto repeated, as he sat dumbfounded for a minute or so. Once he regained himself he said, "There's no way that you'd know, I'm not falling for that Neji."

"Fine then," sighed Neji, "He's had sex."

Naruto sat dumbfounded as he stared at his friend. With each passing second, Naruto's face grew redder and redder, which had initially seemed impossible.

"How do you know that?" demanded Naruto, clarifying that Neji was indeed correct. "Were you spying on us, you perv? That makes you even worse than Pervy Sage, and I didn't even think that that was possible."

It was Neji's turn to turn red, as he stood up and slammed both of his fists down on the table.

"I did no such thing. She just came home one day and was acting even more shy than normal, almost as if she was hiding something. So I asked her what was wrong. She didn't tell me out right, but I got the gist of it, so I promised to keep it a secret for her. Although, it was for my benefit as well, because if her father ever found out, I'm sure that he would force me to accompany you on all of your dates to ensure that it wouldn't happen again. Or else he'd just straight up kill you."

Naruto fell back in his chair and groaned, almost as if the ideas of someone else knowing, and Hinata's father murdering Naruto in cold blood, had never occurred to him before. Though it was a great possibility that they hadn't, because Naruto didn't typically think before he acted.

"Are you okay, Naruto?" asked Rock Lee.

"Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Can we just drop this topic now?"

"No, I am actually finding this amusing," stated Shino, "so I propose that all of those who have significant others, must share their craziest sex story."

"That's not fair Shino, that rule exempts you from sharing a story" complained Naruto.

"No, it doesn't. I just so happen to not wear my heart on my sleeve like the rest of you tend to do."

"What's her name then," demanded Kiba, "I'm like your best friend and you haven't told me about her? I call bullshit."

"As I said, I just don't tend to wear my heart on my sleeve like you do, and I don't think that you'll appreciate who it is."

"So tell us," stated Naruto, "it's your game so it's only fair that you start."

"No," said Shino. "You must go first, Naruto. You are the guest of honor after all."

"But since I'm the guest of honor, doesn't that mean that I get a pass?"

"No."

"Ugh, fiiiiine then."

"So, um, there was this one time, Hinata and I were alone at my place, because no one comes over to my place, and we were eating ramen, but she looked really nervous. So I asked her what was up and she started to blush. At this point I decide that nothing is wrong and I continue to eat my ramen because it was really good. The end."

"Come on Naruto, you need to tell a real story, because those are the rules of the game. I would give you an example, but that would be breaking the rules because I do not have a significant other," said Rock Lee.

"But that is a real story, it really happened I swear. Even ask Hinata."

"But Naruto, the rules also stated that the story must be about sex," clarified Rock Lee.

"Okay," moaned Naruto, "Here it goes:"

….

So there was this one day when Hinata was over eating ramen. I hadn't seen her in a while because I had just gotten back from a mission, so I really missed her. I just wanted to make her laugh, so I transformed into my sexy-jutsu. I wandered up to her really slow and whispered in her ear, "won't you come and play with me. I've been so lonely without you."

She blushed a lot and giggled, but then she stopped. She looked at me with this weird look on her face. So I turned back into my normal self.

"What is it Hinata?" I asked.

"Oh, um…" she mumbled as her cheeks reddened and she tapped her index fingers together.

"Seriously, tell me what's wrong."

"Um, I was just wondering if," she paused as she tapped her fingers together a little faster. "I was wondering if you would teach me that jutsu?"

Now trust me, I didn't know how to take this request. I had seen her naked multiple times before, not always on purpose. Like there was this one time that we were on a mission together and I saw this beautiful lady dancing in the water when I had to take a wiz. It turns out that that was Hinata and she was way prettier than my sexy-jutsu.

…..

"Wait," interrupted Kiba, "you told me about that beautiful lady. You're telling me that that was Hinata?"

"Heh heh, yeah it was. She was pretty then, she's even more beautiful now."

"But back to the story."

….

"Why would you want to do something like that?" I asked, referring to learning my jutsu.

"Um, because I want to be sexy like you."

"But Hinata, you're way sexier than me."

"But I want to be like you."

"I don't understand. I just told you that you're better than me, yet you still want to be like me?"

"Yes, yes I do."

"Well, okay then. I guess I'll teach it to you. You see, it's the same as the transformation jutsu, except you transform into what you assume the person across from you thinks is sexy. Although, if you want to be a master of it, and I mean even better than my normal one is, you transfer into what you personally think is sexy."

"Okay, I think that I got it."

"Before you try it let me give you an example. Now I'm going to do my sexiest jutsu for you, so just watch out," I told her before I promptly transformed into Hinata herself.

Hinata looked at me and nodded.

"Okay, I think that I can do this," she said before she transformed.

When the smoke from her sexy-jutsu cleared I was staring at a naked version of myself. I wasn't, I mean she wasn't standing like my normal sexy-jutsu does, all bashful and stuff. She was standing with her arms behind her head, her legs spread, and all of my glory just hanging out in the open.

"HA HA," a voice rang clear from her lips that was identical to mine. "I think that I mastered it pretty well, don't cha think?"

"Um, yeah, I guess so. I mean, um, mhm. You did learn very fast," I said doing my best impression of her voice.

"I wouldn't just say that I learned fast, I would say that I've mastered it completely. You can't even resist the devilish charms of this jutsu," she exclaimed as she strode confidently towards me.

Once she got close enough to me she wrapped her arms around me and pulled me in close to my own naked form.

"Um, Naruto," Hinata mumbled, breaking character for the first time. "If it's okay with you, I think that I would like to try something new."

"What's that Hinata?" I asked her.

"Um, do you mind if we stay like this for a bit... I um, I want to try... um…" she stumbled, clicking her two index fingers together.

"Hinata, whatever it is that you want to try, I'm sure that it'll be okay. Just spit it out already."

"Naruto, I want to have sex… but I want to do it with us like this," Hinata blurted out as fast as she could, a blush burning up her face hotter than it ever had before.

"Oh, okay, why didn't you just say that?"

Hinata sighed with relief.

"I'm going to get back into character now if you don't mind. I just wanted to make sure that you were okay with it."

"Okay, no prob…" before I could even finish the sentence Hinata had picked me up and thrown me onto my bed.

She started kissing me at my hips and worked her way up with her mouth to my Hinata shaped…

…..

"Um, you know," Naruto said as he made the shape of boobs with his hands.

…..

We made quite a mess of my bed that time. She seemed to really know what she was doing with my body. I even let her do things that I hadn't even thought of doing to her. It was pretty weird. I mean in the end we had to transform back to our normal selves, because the parts didn't really work and in reality we had all of our clothes on.

I guess after all of that it was just really nice to actually get to look at her beautiful body. And she was wearing this pretty purple underwear that fit her just right, and her bra just made her…

….

"Enough!" yelled Neji. He looked like he was just refraining from sticking his fingers in his ears.

"Neji, what's wrong? He was just getting to the good stuff," whined Kiba.

"I will not let you talk about my cousin that way. I know that she's going to be your wife and things are bound to happen. I tried to stay quiet because I didn't want to ruin everyone's fun, but this is more than I can take. I think that it is time to move on to the next participant."

"I agree," mumbled Shikamaru as he let smoke from his cigarette escape from his lips.