so i was sick the other day and had absououtly nothing todo so i decided what the heck? why not type another list :D so this time it's artie. so i hope it was worht the hour i spent on this.
20 things Artemis is not allowed to-do.
1. Use Megan's cooking as a new way of assassination. ( because that's just cruel)
2. Read any slash fics about her guy team mates
3. Or write them
4. Or have Megan beta them.
5. Pinch Superboy's butt when he walks by (who wouldn't want to?)
6. Fill Wally's suit with itching powder (especially in certain places)
7. Refer to batman as robin's pimp
8. Ask beast boy if he can change into wolverine
9. Nickname robin and Wally 'thing 1 and thing 2'
10. Team up with Wally to fill robin's utility belt with glitter, hair gel and guy liner
11. Then tell batman that his protégé has turned into a man whore
12. then video tape when he falls to his knees and screams "I blame you zucco!"
13. Sing "I'm Ollie's favorite" whenever Roy comes to visit
14. Give Megan pixie sticks (even Martians can get sugar high)
15. Convince Kaldur that pink hair is very manly
16. Get a whistle that signals robin to come and smack KF upside the head whenever he gets annoying
17. couch deadbeatofafather into her hand whenever she sees superman
18. cut off a piece of Superboy's hair and sell it on ebay
19. mention robin's green short shorts that was part of his old uniform (or the pics that she got from wally)
20. tell superboy that another meaning of the word dude is Sexy
lol hopefully i wasn't too knocled up on cold pills and this turned out to be a piece of crap :D please press that little review button on the bottom and make me a happy review whore :)