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I will not be able to update for a while, and I will not be able to look at reviews, as my family are going on vacation, and there is no computers to type with, so I shall start a new story, then when I come back, I shall continue

Summary: Maryse is the bratty Canadian diva, and when one of the good guys catches her eye, will he love her, or will Maryse have to change. Evan/Maryse, also including Kelly/Matt/Eve, Swagger/Natalya, and Jeff/Maria, Evan/Mickie

Chapter 1: High Flying heartthrob

The bratty Canadian, Maryse, walked away from the ring with her best friends, Victoria and Natalya, after beating Michelle McCool and the Bella twins.

"Can you believe it, the Bella twins hit their partner" Natalya laughed.

"Yeah, they look the same, and there both dumb and ugly" Maryse said.

"So, now, we begin our out of the ring quest" Victoria smiled.

"What's that" Natalya asked.

"Looking for a man" Victoria answered.

"I've already got one" Natalya bragged.

"Who" Maryse asked.

"Jack Swagger" Natylia smiled.

"Oooh. He's hot" Victoria pouted, "I wish he was mine."

"Hey, stay away from my man" Natalya warned.

"Okay, I'll probably ask Ryan Braddock or Hurricane Helms" Victoria shrugged, "what about you Maryse."

"I have better taste than you two, I want a high flier" Maryse said.

"So Rey Mysterio, Evan Bourne of Jeff Hardy right" Natalya asked.

"Who's Evan Bourne" Maryse replied.

"The guy on TV" Victoria said, pointing at the TV in the divas locker room.

It was Evan Bourne and Kung Fu Naki vs. MVP and Ryan Braddock.

Kung Fu Naki used a karate kick to knock MVP out, while Evan Bourne performed a Shooting star press to Ryan for a pin.

"I am definitely in love with Evan Bourne" Maryse said, stunned.

"Well, then you're going to be disappointed" Natalya said, pointing at the TV, where Mickie James ran to the ring and kissed Evan.

"Oh, so she gets the hot one" Maryse yelled.

"Guess so" Victoria shrugged.

Maryse decided to look for Evan, to talk to him, and found him with Matt Hardy, Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly, Jeff Hardy and Maria.

"Nice work Evan, you did well" Jeff said.

"Yeah, high fliers don't usually get that high" Eve complimented.

"Thanks, there's something I want to ask you guys" Evan said, sounding nervous.

"What is it" Kelly Kelly asked.

"As you know, me and Mickie will reach our 5 month mark together next week, and it's right on her birthday" Evan explained.

"Yeah, and" Matt said.

"Well, I…I…I'm going to propose to her" Evan said.

"Oh my god" the girls squealed.

"Why would you even want to go out with Mickie James" Maryse laughed.

"Because she is the love of my life, and I don't hate her, unlike you" Evan spat.

"So, dump the freak and be with the sexy one" Maryse said.

"I'm already with the sexy one, and I don't want to be with the bimboed bitch" Evan growled.

"Hahahahaha, you really think that ugly freak is sexy, I think a skunk is sexier" Maryse sneered.

"Anything is sexier than you, now get lost" Evan yelled.

Maryse walked away, but felt rather sad.

"So, anyway, do you guys think I should" Evan asked.

"Yeah, she would love it" Candice answered.

"Who would like what" Mickie James asked.

"Nothing" Evan replied quickly

Maryse loves Evan, who loves Mickie, who loves Evan, LOL. R&R

Next chapter: Evan proposes and Maryse ruins it, LOL