Boyfriends, Bei Fongs and Badgermoles: The Weirdness of My Life
Summary: And you thought your life was crazy. That's right folks! It's Toph's Blog and she has something to say about everything.
Pairings: TAANG with mentioned zutara and sukka
Rating: T
Category: Romance/humor
Chapter Length:752 words
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5/2/11
Toph's Blog!
Hello, people of the internet! It is I, Toph Bei Fong, the greatest Earthbender who ever lived!
Now what, you may ask, has suddenly prompted me to begin recording my life on the internet? The answer is simple: School. My English teacher got the idea of having her students blog (about anything, thank Agni) for a month. She got this unique idea form Katara's teacher who "commandeered" the assignment from Zuko's teacher. Isn't it great how creative teachers are these days? It seems like all they do is sit on their butts and copy lesson plans off of Wikipedia..
Enough ranting, on to the blog!
First a bit about me: I'm blind, but I hate it when people try to treat me like a baby because of it. My mom is a Symphonic French Horn player and my dad is the CEO and owner of the Bei Fong building empire, so I'm pretty well set. Music is my life; my taste in it is as unique as myself. I have a group of loving friends and a fabulous boyfriend whom I lovingly call Twinkle Toes.
Speaking of darling Twinkle Toes, the other day, Katara, Zuko, Sokka, Suki, Aang (Twinkles!) and myself, otherwise known as the gAang (This group's idiotic name provided by your local Sokka) went to Gatti-Town 'cause were cool like that. ( Not really. We're dorks) So anyways, we got there and tried to make a bee-line to the arcade, but the boys got a tidge... distracted. I swear this is what was going thought their heads: "games, games, games, games, fooooooooooooood..." Let's just say we had to wait for each of the boys to finish their entire pizza pie. And no, not one of those 6 inch "personal" pizzas, they ate a full sized 16 inch pie. Man, those boys can eat. I'm not saying that we girls didn't eat but at least we chew our food, you know?
Anyways, after our pizza fananzia, we finally made our way to the Arcade and one of my favorite things in the world: BUMPER CARS, the only kind of cars where it is good to run into other people! Perfect for blind teens of all ages! The six of us took all the cars, so it was gAang member against gAang member, which is probably a good thing because Suki hyped on soda and pizza pinned against a little nine year old would definitely not end well for either party. Either way it was TONS of fun! Katara was in the middle spinning around like her inner ballerina, Zuko and Sokka were ramming at each other head on and the rest of us were just going around randomly, having the time of our lives.
Unfortunately after our fifth round we all (especially Sokka) started to get a little queasy so relinquished our dominance of the bumper cars to a group of what appeared to be seventh graders. So anyways, Aang and I were playing one of those impossible games were you try to pick up tokens with a claw then have them pushed into a slot (you know what I'm talking about) and he umm... helped it along a little with some metal bending (shhh don't tell anyone). He ended up getting few hundred credits which he spent on a gigantic stuffed animal piggy (my favorite animal) for MOI! Isn't he the sweetest boyfriend or what?
More Tomorrow,
Toph
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Oh, darling Toph, you have so much to say! Thanks to the wonderful Immortal Symphony for Beta-ing and allowing me to use her blog idea. Please review or else Toph will put you six feet while you are still 98.6 degrees F or 37 degrees C for all you metric people out there. Questions are also accepted.