Before Death Comes

by Dariyax

Rated T for violence. All is at peace in Alagaesia as never before... things change when unexpected events start to occur. This is a joke. If you have any humor, you will have a laugh or two. My friend and I wrote this. You don't know how bored we were.

1. Chapter 1

One day in Alagaesia, the ruler over Alagaesia, Galbatorix, decided to host a party. This was not any party, for Galbatorix himself was going to invite particularly a certain group of people. People he had hatred for so intently, that he wished to destroy them. Why would he do that, you say? Because today, was an exception. Today, was Galbatorix's birthday.
So there he was, resting on his throne, writing 10 certain letters. He was going to invite his enemies. Although everyone is his enemy, he was inviting his most hated; Eragon, Arya, Roran & Katrina, Nasuada, Elva, Orrin, Orik, Queen Islanzadi, and Sloan. But of course, Murtagh and his dragon, Thorn; and Galbatorix's own dragon, Shruikan, would attend.
When he had finished writing all the letters, (Including an unnamed one so that Murtagh could invite one of his own friends) he personally told Murtagh and Thorn to see to that every invitation would be delivered safely.

Murtagh immediately set out with Thorn to deliver the invitations. Upon reaching the Varden, Eragon flies up on Sapphira to meet him. Before Eragon could accuse him of anything, Murtagh shouts out, "I come in peace, brother.I bring invitations to a party of the most glorious kind!" They both land together, & Eragon jumping off Sapphira, who was busy flirting with Thorn, excitedly says,"Our mom met your dad at a party." To which Murtagh replies,"Don't say that Eragon, that's disgusting." Handing him a stack of invitations, Murtagh says,"They are for Arya, Roran & Katrina, Nasuada, Elva, Orrin, Orik, Queen Islanzadi, and Sloan." He also gives Eragon a blank invitation saying,"I was supposed to invite one of my friends, but I don't have any so here; you can invite whomever you wish."
Hearing this, Eragon & Sapphira flew off to give out the invites. After delivering the specific ones, Eragon decides to give the unnamed letter to Vanir. Walking over to Vanir, he says,"Here, we're all invited to Galbatorix's birthday party, and if he were to try and kill us, you can be first." Smiling deviously, Eragon hands over the letter to Vanir.
"That's, uh, great Eragon. I'll be sure to remember those kind words." Vanir says quickly, and walked away.