The Airport Hilton guy rapped on the door lightly, pushing it far enough to catch a glimpse of his beloved Cartman. The Airport Hilton guy admired the little boy's courage, constantly taking a stand for his own opinions. The Airport Hilton guy liked that. He liked young, innovative little boys with bright futures ahead of them.
The Airport Hilton guy looked at Cartman's jelly belly and was immediately hypnotized by its splendor and gazed in awe upon Cartman's tits that sagged like a 40 year old woman's tits. "If only I could slowly unbutton those bright lemony yellow buttons of his jacket and ferociously tear that red jumper off his big-boned body!" he thought to himself. "No, that's ridiculous!" he protested immediately, "I can't be caught being a member of NAMBLA, I've worked so hard to protect my NAMBLA membership!" But Cartman's oh-so-intriguing chin fats were something The Airport Hilton guy could not resist any longer – he wanted to make sweet love down by the fire.
The Airport Hilton guy plucked up his courage, swung the conference room door wide open and flashed a teethy smile.
"You got everything you need in here? Drinks? Buffet items?" The Airport Hilton guy gave Cartman a thumbs-up.
"Yes…" The fat little kid responded in a bored, annoyed, monotone voice as he rolled his eyes towards the ceiling.
"Hey, I'd just like to thank you for your continued business here at the Airport Hilton!" he blubbered out. Cartman looked at him in disgust.
"What do you mean, CONTINUED?" Flabbergasted, The Airport Hilton guy managed to stutter out "W-weren't you the kid who had his Ginger prep rally and AIDS benefit here?"
"NO, THAT WASN'T ME." Cartman shouted. He was obviously angry, fuming even.
"Oh… well…" The Airport Hilton guy fumbled for words. "Well I'm glad, that kid was kind of a douche bag." immediately, he regretted his words.
"YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG, GET OUT!" Cartman shouted, eyes burning like the eye of a tiger. Without further delay, The Airport Hilton guy squeezed out the door as fast as he could, horrified about the mistake he had just made. He knew that that fat kid had to be the same kid, he was just too special, his jelly rolls and his fat fuckery was what attracted The Airport Hilton guy in the first place. He was so stunned by the rejection; The Airport Hilton guy ran home with tears streaming down his cheeks and never came out.
3 days later, the police found The Airport Hilton guy dead in his own home, dangling from the ceiling with a rope around his neck.
:-(