A/N: Okay, so this is just a really random, really short conversational drabble between James Potter and Sirius Black that came to me with the phrase 'cruelty to biscuits' while I was eating Oreos (Love them!). There's not a specific time it's set, but somewhere in their later Hogwarts years. Enjoy!
"Aw, Prongs, no! You don't eat them like that, that's cruel!"
"Shut up, Sirius and let me eat."
"No. It's cannibalistic and it is not acceptable. You don't twist them apart and eat their guts first. You have to drown them, and then devour their flesh. Like this," he said, demonstrating.
"But then they don't taste so good."
"No, they taste better, duh!"
"Dear Merlin, Sirius, how you ever survived eleven years at your parents house I will never know."
"And just what are you implying, my deer friend?"
"That you are so irritating I am surprised your father didn't curse you into the next life."
"Really, deer friend?"
"Yes. And stop doing that, you know full well I am a stag. There is a difference, which has many a time saved your life, Pads."
"Really, deer friend?"
"Yes. You know, antlers."
"Right," Sirius gave up reluctantly. The pair continued eating for a long moment.
"How many times, James, you don't eat them like that!"
"Bugger off, Padfoot! Let me eat!" James whined, dragging out the 'eat'.
"No, not while you're being so downright mean! It's cruelty to biscuits, James, and-"
"Fine, I'll eat the damn Oreos your way!"
A/N: What did you think? I was quite pleased with this, it made me laugh when I read it through. And I was so proud to see it in print when it was included in my school magazine xD Anyways, more soon, guys, and thanks to everyone who reads, favourites, reviews, alerts, everything, thanks so much! Love you guys, and virtual Oreos are on offer for reviews! (Yes, I'm trying to bribe you into reviewing. Is it working?)