Mating Seasons

Kagome, Inu-yasha, Miruko, and Sango were in the forest, sitting in front of the fire after a hard day work of demon slaying and Shikon jewel shard hunting. They have finally killed Naraku, all ready to celebrate for a kill well done. They had left Shippo with Kieada. Poor poor Shippo left alone with the old women. Too bad he can't be with his Kagome mama, but yet it was for the best with the little runt anyways.

Meanwhile, Sesshomaru was on his way from trying to figure out how the HELL RIN BECAME 18 from being 8! He was trying his damnedest not to take her right then and there! Poor Sesshomaru, he had to do the worst thing possible…. Find Inu-yasha… and ask his brother for help. Yeah right, like Sesshomaru would do anything like that! Thanks a lot Kikyo!

"Are you okay Milord?" Asked Rin in her adult like voice.

Sesshomaru cleared his throat and avoided looking at her. "Y-yes Rin… I…I'm fine." He stuttered slightly.

"Why did we leave Jaken behind?"

"Because he would have gotten in the way, and he doesn't need to see what I am about to do to yo—I mean what I am going to do to the half demon!" He said trying to cover up his demon wanting to mate tendencies.

"You were about to say me weren't you? Because of that Soulless persists she's turned me into an adult! With a body to boot… Hehe." He had finally caught sent of the half demon. He needed to ask his brother in the HELL control himself around the Miko.

Inu-yasha looked up from the fire and smelled his brother approaching. Miruko looks to them with a slight blush upon his cheeks and one of those 'I know something you don't know,' look on his face. "GUYS! Guess what I have! Bawhaha!" He said with his mighty ego.

"You found a women to bear your child, and your not going to get slapped?" Said Inu-yasha slightly annoyed.

"NO! EVEN BETTER! I GOT THIS HUGE THING OF!"

"If it's a huge thing women… I'm going to kill you Miruko." Said Sango.

"IT'S A HUGE THING OF SAKE!" He said pulling it off Kirara. Kirara grunted softly as she walked off and laid down knowing where this was going!

"YOU GOT WHAT! WE SENT YOU TO GET FOOD! AND YOU GET A THIS HUGE ASS THING OF SAKE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Said Kagome.

"You have that huge bag, why not look inside of it and pull out something to eat." Inu-yasha said.

"DOESN'T MATTER! YOU DUMBASS OF A MONK! ITS FOOD! NOT SAKE!" Said Sango chasing the Monk with her huge boomerang. Miruko ran around, hiding behind Inu-yasha.

"COME ON! IT'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF SAKE!" Yelled the Monk.

Sesshomaru comes walking up and stops dead in his tracks as he sees the Sake. "Ah, Sake… Wait hang on a second… WHAT THE HELL? HOW MUCH SAKE IS THAT?" He lost his gentlemen composer for a second there. All of them stopped what they were doing, as Miruko was grateful for the Brother of Inu-yasha to walk up at a time like this. Rin walked up behind Sesshomaru and blinked. Kagome, and Sango both look at Rin and become joules!

"Wow! What happened to you, RIN!" Sango and Kagome ask at the same time.

"AHH! THEY'VE BECOME DEMONS!" Yelled Rin as she hides behind Sesshomaru. Kagome and Sango both looked at each other and then back to Rin.

"Demons? Us? No. Never." They said again in unison. Rin still hid behind her beloved lord.

It was rather odd and funny watching Sesshomaru trying to control his urges of not mating right then and there with Rin. Inu-yasha saw this and smirked a toothy smrik. "What did you come for… Sesshomaru?" The Half Breed asked.

"I…. Need…. Your help…." He said finally able to get the words out. Miruko, Sango, and Kagome stared blankly at Rin, but looked to Sesshomaru.

"Did he just say the words… I and Help, even Your in a sentence." Kagome said looking to Inu-yasha.

The half-breed looked at his brother and pointed at him falling over laughing. "You… YOU of all people! Need MY help! What could you possible need my help with?" Said the half breed in between laughs.

Sesshomaru growled and pointed at Kagome. "HOW DO YOU DO IT! HOW DO YOU KEEP FROM MATING WITH THAT MIKO!" Sesshomaru yelled, just fighting with himself at the time and moment.

Everyone looked at the brave Demon, who just yelled at Inu-yasha, but had ignored the fact of the yelling and looked back to Rin. Kagome and Sango were both plotting kill her and then kill the monk.

Two seconds of them plotting of what to do, Miruko was gone. Out of the corner of their eyes they see him holding on to Rin's hands and looking all dreamy eyes. "Will you bear my child?"

The frightened women looked down to the monk, and to her master, then back to the monk. "Uhhh… Master…?"

"Allow me… Human." He said looking at Sango who was ready to kill the monk. Sesshomaru put his good hand in a fist, and sent a nice upper cut to the monk's jaw sending him back into a tree. "HANDS OFF OF MY WOMEN! I MEAN! HANDS OFF OF HER YOU SICKO!" He yelled softly.

Rin looked to her master and smiled softly, as Inu-yasha and Kagome noticed and heard what he had said and smirked evilly to each other. "Your women huh?" Said Kagome.

"SILENCE MIKO! Or you'll get it too!" Threatened the Demon.

Miruko slowly got up with a huge knot under his chin, and a huge bandaid over his head. "I… I have an idea." He said worriedly.

"WHAT!" All of them said in unsion.

"AH! YOU ALL ARE CONTROLLED BY DEMONS!" Rin yelled as she hid behind her master, quivering in fear.

"Um, Rin… your always surrounded by demons. Why are you scared now?" Asked Miruko. "Anyways! That is beside the point at hand! LETS DO A DRINKING GAME! WOMEN, DEMONS, and HUMANS CAN PLAY!" Miruko said with a huge smile on his face.

"Oh, god… This will turn out to be on interesting game…" Said Sango whispering to Kagome.

"I bet you, ten rice cakes Miruko will pass out first." Kagome said putting her hand out for Sango to shake on it.

"Your on!" Said Sango shaking on it.

Sesshomaru looked to his half breed brother and smirked. "Alochol doesn't bother demons." He said in a small whisper.

Inu-yasha glared softly at him. "Shhhh! Don't tell them that! We'll both get lucky tonight. So shut up and be grateful!" Said Inu-yasha.

Sesshomaru smirked to himself. "Hmm… Lucky… This shall be fun. Today Bother, we are friends… tomorrow we will become enemies." He said as he sat down on the ground with Rin at his side.

Soon, Sango sat next to Miruko and Kagome sat next to Inu-yasha as the drinks were being passed around.