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Monday, March, 31st, A.C. 200, 11:47 pm

They had it all planned out. A group of Preventers crowded by one computer, (you know who they are, even a certian vice forgein minister was there, well... Wufei isn't there, thats where the fun starts.) Sally quickly saved everthing on a few discs and then deleted the entire hard drive.

"And so it begins." she said
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Tuesday, April, 1st, A.C. 200, 12:23 am

After the eventful night before Sally had returned to the apartment she shared, only to find her roommate asleep on the couch.

'He sure won't be happy tomorrow morning.' she grinned as the thought crossed her mind 'Then again is he ever happy? Well.... yeah when he is threatening to cut Duo's braid off and Duo's running for his life. Yep, he's happy then.'

She quietly went to her room, changed and went to sleep. You see since they were partners they (well..after many arguments, stuff being thrown and all that) decided to be roommates, (no... not that kind of roommates, they have their own rooms) on 2 Preventers saleries they actully found a good apartment close to work.
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Tuesday, April, 1, A.C. 200, 5:21 am

'Of all the injustice.' he thought to himself 'She just has to play that damn radio, dosen't she?'

"Onna! it's 5:23 in the morning, why the radio."

"Sally, my name is Sally, not onna, not women, not nameless female, Sally, can you say that? Huh, come on say it, it won't be the end of the world. Come on say it." she replyed rather annoyed.

"You didn't ansewer the question onna, why the radio?"

"Won't strangle partner....... won't kick partner is sensitive place..... won't kill partner.." she quietly mumbled, sometimes she just needed to remind herself, because it was so tempting sometimes, who is she kidding, most of the time. "Hurry up, get dressed, or we won't make it to work on time."

Amazingly enough he listened for once, since he hated being late. On the way out, she handed him a travel mug of coffee and a piece of toast.

"And you?" he said looking at her.

"Wufei I was up at 4:00 am, I've had breakfast." came the reply. And nothing more was said between them, that is untill they reached the preventer's building.
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"WUFEI, MY NAME IS SALLY, SALLY, CAN YOU SAY THAT?" even from the stairwell the screams between them could be heard.

"ONNA" came the reply.

A brief thud was heard and then Sally through the door smiling, composed and happy? Dou quickly leaned over trying to see past her, not seeing Wufei comeing up behind her right away, he began to worry about his friend.

'Wonder what she did to hide the body' was his mused, the thought was ansewered when he saw Wufei coming up the stairs. 'Oh God can't belive where she kicked him, yikes that is gonna leave a mark' worried as he was for his friend , he couldn't help the big grin that came to his lips.

(I'm not gonna go into details here, but let's put it this way, she forgot to remind herself.)

"No fair onna, your such a weakling, baka onna."

She spun around giving him her best impression of Heero's Death Glare and that for some reason, actully frightened him.

"I'm gonna go to the nurse's station." he managed and then hurried off, or as fast as he could that is.
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Tuesday, April, 1st, A.C. 200, 8:04 am

After rumerous hours spent with a pack of ice, Wufei headed to his office and new computer.(Which I might add he ordered 3 days before and got 2 days ago, and it was full already of work)
He calmly sat down and turned it on, it started fine, he quickly went to find the 50,000 word long paper he was working on, only to find it was gone.

"KISAMA MAXWELL, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTER?"

Duo teardropped 'Why me? Why always me?Why can't it be Trowa or Noin or even Heero, but no it is always me, gotta hid gotta run, gotta hid my braid.' He quickly ran for the stairwell only to find Mr. Justice himself there.

"OF ALL THE INJUSTICE MAXWELL, YOU BAKA, DID YOU THINK YOU GET AWAY? DID YOU? YOUR GONNA HAVE A BRUSH CUT WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU." The screams echoed the hallways of the building and Sally peaked around the corner to see Wufei trying to strangle Duo, or at least render him unconcious, one of the two.

She sighed, picked up her courage and steped out of her office to greet the mess ahead of her.

"Wufei stop it, I did it" she simply stated

Several heads turned on the floor to watch the carnage before them some people started praying, others reached for earplugs, and even some cracked open the small bottles of alcohol hidden in their desks.

"Stop protecting him onna we both know who is to blame here." Wufei still had his Death Grip on Duo.

"Air....nice.....good....please....let....me...breath..please.. all.....her....fault." Duo was starting to turn blue.

"Put him down now or i'll kick you again."

Duo immedietly hit the ground, got up, ran as fast as he could and locked his office door. Trowa, Heero, Une, and Noin watched on astonishment.

'No wonder he put him down I would too, if faced with the choice' thought Heero.

"Out, now onna, we need to talk." Wufei stated calmly

"Fine." came the blunt reply.
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