What happens when you mix the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with Merlin?
…Lets find out
No knowledge of Hitchhiker's necessary but recommended. For those who don't know the words are from Arthur Dent's monologue at the beginning of the Tertiary Phase – with a few tweaks from yours truly.
Disclaimer: I own neither the characters nor the words for this one, just the idea behind it.
"I know!
'I know!
'I know what I'm going to do.
'Listen Percival, Lancelot, Elyan, unnamed knight 1, unnamed knight 2. Oh don't stop what you're doing, its just- you listening Gwain?
'Well please yourself. It's just I have an important announcement to make.
'I have decided, I have made a decision.
'I've thought about it seriously and responsibly and all things considered it's the right thing for me.
'I feel good about it and here it is:
'I will grow a beard."
The product of a random mood and the ridiculous number of times I've listened to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.