I saw my homie Finn approaching down from our shared bedroom to the kitchen reacting on the flavor of pancakes I was cooking. Yeah, only pancakes, because I was not in a mood to perform my Bacon Pancakes masterpiece. And the very reason of me not being in a mood was climbing down, yawning and scratching his head. Of course I wasn't able to prevent myself from teasing him a little:

" 'Sup bro? Are you ready to perform another awesome episode of 'I didn't really get over my last GF FP and now I'm depressed to the core' and hmm..."

I stopped for a while to catch a breath and think of what else I could add to this already long topic. Finn used the moment and answered:

"No way, Jake! Today, we're going back to our adventure biz. Bring out the stuff and I will spill it all out in front of people... Well, in front of BMO and Ice King I think."

Things were going in a good way and, hehe, I was foolishly hoping it's finally over but I forgot the first rule of break-ups: when you think it's all over, it's only the very beginning of your problems. It's not that I really complained of Slime Princess's attempt to win over the throne as I knew these 'love games' Finn allowed to drag him into would be quite a show. Maybe it could do even more than our daily records of Finn's, hehe, condition and make him to face the facts and stop acting like a heart-broken zombie.

Think Glob was punishing me for letting Magic Man to touch the angel coming below to the ground in a form of sandwich ( so I could eat it ). Thinks were just getting more and more complicated."Sigh"I think I need to pray to Glob someday to stop all this junk in my, well, mostly Finn's, life.

I was really astonished as I was looking at Finn, singing his depressive, yet somewhat beautiful serenade with his eyes covered and mouth shut between the lyrics.

"Guess he didn't get over FP after all..." I thought, taking another bite of a giant popcorn. Well, it wasn't giant, it was just me who was small instead, but you get the idea. "Maybe I really should find him another dame to go out with. Okay, I will think of it as soon as we get back home from this gross love adventure..."

"... Or maybe it's not a really good idea..."

I supposed, looking at Finn as he rolled over the bed at an incredible speed, trying to avoid any physical contact with Slime Princess and yelling: "Noooooooooooooo" at the same time. Okay, the guy will need a break in relationships for a while. Just, looking at my bro being depressed and saddened for such a long time made me feel sad too. I want to help him out, but I guess I would mess him up even more. Maybe I should leave the poor guy be, and he will soon forget about "that" girl... Hopefully get back to being good ol' Finn once again, crazed over fighting monsters and helping anyone on his way.

"... Or maybe not..."

Once again, Finn crashed my hopes, vomiting uncontrollably because of a simple attempt to smooch Slime Princess. Of course, he said he's sorry and got to punch Guillermo to make him quit of the trial... But man, seriously? He is 15, not 12, so if he isn't able to kiss a girl without shooting the cat, then his life will get more complicated. Like a LOT more complicated. It looks like if I didn't care, but I do care inside... In my guts, and my guts are nervous. And when my guts are nervous, I start joking all over and feeling hungry. "Ok, let's look what's going to be next, maybe it's not that hopeless... I'm thinking..."

"Yes! He got it right!"

I nearly yelped, having a lovely sight of my bro and Slime Princess enclosing their lips... well, lips or whatever it is for Slime Princess... When surprisingly, SP reeled back, saying that she couldn't do it and barfed violently all over the people below the mansard. Well, it's not that I could blame her: on such a close distance Finn's "I can't get over my ex-girlfriend" aura should be radiating like crazy! Punching the heck out of every girl trying to make out with him.

"That's it! We've got an issue! Holy mother of bacon!" I shouted and cursed, both things mentally, of course. " I'm helping my bro out and it doesn't matter how many people will get injured in process!"

Hope you liked it as it's only the beginning! Review or just have a good read, I'm writing it not only you but for myself also so feel comfortable.