Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, or the video that Alfred shows America. What makes you think I could come up with this stuff?

Already dealing with a headache, England was not amused when he saw America grinning maniacally at his door with a laptop open. But being the polite gent he is, he opened the door. Possibly the worse mistake of his one of them, at any rate.

"Hello America, I wasn't expecting you today. I thought you would be out...celebrating."

England grimaced. Of course, even after all these years, America would want to gloat.

"I will be, but I have to show you this video first!"

Oh dear, England thought, this can't be good. But against his better judgement, England allowed the other nation into his house. Once both countries were properly situated, America pressed the play button. As America had put the video on fullscreen, England was unsure of the contents of the video. It started off innocently enough:

Hey there England, It's old Uncle Sam. We fought together in Europe, Iraq and Japan. Our relationship is special, and that's a fact.."

"Alfred, that's very nice of you," said England, surprised. "I'm glad you remember all the times we have helped each other."

America just grinned some more.

"Wait, it gets better."

"But one day a year, we forget all that."

Oh no, thought England, what could that mean?

"FUCK YOU ENGLAND!"

"What?! You bloody wanker!"

"Ha! Iggy, your face!"

"Fuck butter on your sandwiches, fuck your spelling too"

"Excuse you, my spelling is fine! You're the one who changed it!"

"You don't drive on the right, and that's just wrong"

Oh why had he thought America could be mature today, of all days?

"America, once again, you're the one who changed to the opposite side! If your bloody video keeps mentioning our differences, let me just ask why you race your horses on dirt, and counterclockwise too?!"

"'Cause it's totally better!"

"Fuck these things you call muffins, for some stupid reason!"

"America, are you indirectly insulting my cooking?!"

"Hell yeah!"

It got even worse for the poor brit, as not only was he repeatedly insulted, he then heard "Fuck your whole fucking country, from Scotland to Wales!-Actually, Scotland and Wales are separate countries- PUNCH"

"America, how could you let your people think, Scotland, Wales and I are the same country? and WHY do the singers keep punching the only logical person in the nearby vicinity?"

"You all are basically the same, and it's hilarious!"

When the video finally, mercifully ended, England was shaking with rage, and America wasn't helping any.

"Haha Iggy! Your facial expressions were so funny!"

"You bloody arse! Get out of my house! Get out NOW!"

"FUCK YOU EYEBROWS!" and with that, America ran off cackling.

England was not amused when he later found out that someone had put an American flag on his embassy in Washington, D.C either.

Thanks for reading this fic. I didn't get this edited as much as I would have liked, but my sister still helped quite a bit. Sorry about that last sentence, it's kind of random. But can anybody else see America hanging his flag from the British Embassy? Reviews would be nice. :) Happy Independence day America! Also, this is late, but Happy Canada day too.

Finally, I would just like to remind people that the video America shows England is from Collegehumor, and the video is "F**ck you, England"