Mira shook her head from behind the bar. Natsu and Gray were fighting AGAIN! This will be the fifth time in the last two days that these two will have trashed the guild hall, and frankly, Mira was getting tired of cleaning it up. "Is it just me, or have they been fighting a lot more since they started dating you two." Her statement was directed toward the blond celestial mage and the blue haired water wizard at the bar in front of her.

It was true after all. Natsu and Lucy finally made their relationship official a little over a month ago, and Gray finally accepted Juvia's advances about three weeks prior.

"I don't know what's wrong with those two but it's not just you" Lucy said to her before slamming her head down on the bar.

"Just last week we all went on a double date. Gray and Natsu got into a fistfight twice" Juvia added.

"Twice? On a date? What happened?"

Lucy spoke up again. "Well, first we were at dinner. Toward the end, well, what became the end seeing as they got us thrown out, those two were having a conversation. Juvia went to ask Gray something and he brushed her off. Then Natsu got mad because Gray was ignoring Juvia, so they started yelling and then before I knew what happened fists were flying and we got thrown out."

Juvia took over for her. "Then, we were walking back to Lucy's place and Natsu was carrying Lucy on his back, when Natsu said something about her getting heavy. Gray got up in Natsu's face about it and Natsu dropped Lucy on the ground and they fought AGAIN!" Juvia never really thought she could be fed up with Gray, but she clearly was right now.

"Yeah, that's how I got this bruise on my arm too." Lucy showed her arm to Mira. "Needless to say, Juvia was the only one allowed inside my apartment that night."

Both of them turned around and were watching their boyfriends still going at it. The guild was going to be completely destroyed at this rate, and all the guild members were getting annoyed by the two's actions. Lucy and Juvia both shook their heads as they turned around and slammed their heads on the bar again.

Mira just did her best to ignore it as she continued wiping glasses. Until a mug went flying across the hall and smacked Mira right in the head. Yup, that was her breaking point. "Alright that's enough!" her demonic yell filled the hall, silencing it as she took on her Satan's Soul form. "What are you two fighting about?"

"Natsu took Lucy's novel and was letting the whole guild read it!"

"Natsu!"

"Shut up streaker!"

"Quit being an ass to your girlfriend!"

"At least I talk to my girlfriend!"

"I talk to Juvia all the time!"

"Oh yeah, where is she then?"

"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!" Mira yelled, effectively stopping the argument. "I never thought I'd miss having Erza here to control you two!" Mira reverted back to her normal form. "Alright, for two weeks you two aren't allowed to be near each other. No jobs, no parties, nothing."

"Fine by me" Gray spoke up, crossing his arms.

"And I want you to stop seeing your girlfriends for those two weeks too."

"WHAT?" the four of them shouted at her.

"But, Juvia loves Gray. Juvia can't go two weeks without Gray."

"Yeah, and I seriously doubt Natsu can go two weeks without breaking into my house" Lucy added.

Cana was sitting at the other side of the bar, quite hammered. "You know Mira, the only thing that would make this better is if you made them go out with each other's girlfriends."

Their heads all snapped to Cana. "What?"

Mira looked over at her good friend and most frequent customer. "Actually, Cana, I think that's a great idea."

"WHAT!?"

"Alright, it's settled then" she said, a smile returning to her face. "For two weeks, Lucy and Gray will be dating. You two will have no interaction with Natsu and Juvia, who will also be dating, whatsoever. No talking, stalking, notes, or messengers."

"But-" Natsu was cut off.

"And no complaining. These two weeks will be long enough for me to put the guild that you both wrecked back together. Master and Erza will be back in a couple of weeks from their conference and I don't think they would appreciate the guild hall being a wreck."

Natsu and Gray hung their heads in defeat, while Juvia and Lucy looked absolutely furious. "And I would suggest you all stick to the rules, because if you don't, I'll have to punish you all" she said with a sweet smile.

"Punishment?" Virgo asked.

"NOT NOW VIRGO!"

Mira returned to her work while she watched the two 'new couples' make their way to seats on the opposite sides of the guild from each other as the normal buzz began to fill the air in the destroyed hall.

"Well, this will be interesting" Cana smirked at her.

Matchmaker Mira just smiled and continued to wipe glasses.

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A/N: Just a short little introduction to the story. This is much shorter than what I usually write, but this is just a prologue type chapter. I've had this idea in my head for a while now and it's finally made its way into written form.

Anyway, I hope everyone likes this story. Please review :)

Disclaimer: A disclaimer is a statement made to save one's own ass. In case Hiro Mashima decides to read this story, I will let it be know in this ass-saving statement that Fairy Tail is owned by him and not myself.