Disclaimer: The X-Files belongs to Chris Carter, and the song "Doctor McCoy" belongs to the band S.P.O.C.K.
A/N: This songfic is based off of SPOCK's song "Doctor McCoy." I altered some of the lyrics to apply to Dana Scully on the X-Files. So, if you're a fan of the original Star Trek series, and of the X-Files, then I believe this songfic is for you. If you haven't heard "Dr. McCoy" before, I would recommend listening to it. It's kind of repetitive, but it is a good song.
Doctor Scully
FBI Agent since '93
Multitalented, has a physics degree
Been almost everywhere in the USA
Joined the X-Files and chose to stay
Sometimes tires of chasing green-blooded men
Takes every opportunity to argue if she can
She's one of a kind, says what's on her mind
You might think she's complaining when you hear her say
She's a doctor- and a physics major
She's a doctor- and a true skeptic
She's a doctor- not yet a believer
And everybody knows her as Doctor Scully
She's a doctor- but not practicing
She's a doctor- who is loyal to science
She's a doctor- not a psychologist
And you know that I'm talking about Doctor Scully
She is ever so rational
Prefers her logic if possible
Suffered once from incurable cancer
Abducted thrice; had a daughter then lost her
Often silent about things that bother her
Manages to confide in the Bureau's counselor
Doesn't make house calls, had a chip inside her neck
Cures a rainy day, autopsies the dead
She's a doctor- and a physics major
She's a doctor- and a true skeptic
She's a doctor- not yet a believer
And everybody knows her as Doctor Scully
She's a doctor- but not practicing
She's a doctor- who is loyal to science
She's a doctor- not a psychologist
And you know that I'm talking about Doctor Scully!
A/N: I hope you enjoyed it! Oh, and so you know, when I say "abducted thrice," I refer to Scully being abducted by Duane Barry, Donnie Pfaster, and Gerald Schnauz.