WB's Dream Team:
Faith – (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a Slayer. And she's a good slayer… Better than Buffy! And her outfits are cooler! And she's psychotic, which scores her points in my book any day. And she doesn't like Angel. Renegade Punk Rockers Forever!!!!
Spike a.k.a. William the Bloody – (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Hot. One word. Hot. Yeah, read that, Angel! H. O. T. Nice abs, nice hair, nice sexy English accent, nice leather trenchcoat. True, he has a chip in his head, but no one's perfect! He's way better than Angel, anyway. Sexy English Angel-Killin' Vampires Forever!!!!
Willow Rosenburg – (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Straight. Verrry, verrry straight. No more girls. And she's wearing that funky leather outfit from the episode where she beat up Angel! Yeah, go Willow! Now she's gonna go after Oz for ditching her! Definitely-Not-Lesbo Redheaded Techies Forever!!!!
Johnny C. a.k.a. Nny – (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) He kills people. A lot. Oh yeah, and he probably doesn't like Angel either. He came back from the dead once. I'll bet he met Buffy during his brief stint in heaven, and didn't like her cause she was a cheerleader. He probably wants to saw her legs off. Well, now he has help. The world should be afraid. Very, very afraid. Creepy Slushy-Loving Homicidal Maniacs Forever!!!!
Merton Dingle – (Big Wolf on Campus) Gothic nerd. We're gonna set him up with Willow. Used to hang out with a werewolf, at least until Faith killed him. He forgave her because she was hot. He doesn't stand a chance with her, though. Drives a hearse, works magic with computers (no, not literally… that's Willow's job), great wardrobe. Most likely annoys Spike to high heaven. Adorable Ironically Happy Goths Forever!!!!
Dib Membrane – (Invader Zim) Surprise! Another Goth! Now get ready for a bigger surprise! I have to whisper… don't tell anyone… He also wears black, is great with computers, and is obsessed with the paranormal!! And you thought I was going to get creative with this one. Watch your back, Zim! He's gonna send his new friends after you…. Alien- Chasing Large- Headed Other Goths Forever!!!!
Faith – (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a Slayer. And she's a good slayer… Better than Buffy! And her outfits are cooler! And she's psychotic, which scores her points in my book any day. And she doesn't like Angel. Renegade Punk Rockers Forever!!!!
Spike a.k.a. William the Bloody – (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Hot. One word. Hot. Yeah, read that, Angel! H. O. T. Nice abs, nice hair, nice sexy English accent, nice leather trenchcoat. True, he has a chip in his head, but no one's perfect! He's way better than Angel, anyway. Sexy English Angel-Killin' Vampires Forever!!!!
Willow Rosenburg – (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Straight. Verrry, verrry straight. No more girls. And she's wearing that funky leather outfit from the episode where she beat up Angel! Yeah, go Willow! Now she's gonna go after Oz for ditching her! Definitely-Not-Lesbo Redheaded Techies Forever!!!!
Johnny C. a.k.a. Nny – (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) He kills people. A lot. Oh yeah, and he probably doesn't like Angel either. He came back from the dead once. I'll bet he met Buffy during his brief stint in heaven, and didn't like her cause she was a cheerleader. He probably wants to saw her legs off. Well, now he has help. The world should be afraid. Very, very afraid. Creepy Slushy-Loving Homicidal Maniacs Forever!!!!
Merton Dingle – (Big Wolf on Campus) Gothic nerd. We're gonna set him up with Willow. Used to hang out with a werewolf, at least until Faith killed him. He forgave her because she was hot. He doesn't stand a chance with her, though. Drives a hearse, works magic with computers (no, not literally… that's Willow's job), great wardrobe. Most likely annoys Spike to high heaven. Adorable Ironically Happy Goths Forever!!!!
Dib Membrane – (Invader Zim) Surprise! Another Goth! Now get ready for a bigger surprise! I have to whisper… don't tell anyone… He also wears black, is great with computers, and is obsessed with the paranormal!! And you thought I was going to get creative with this one. Watch your back, Zim! He's gonna send his new friends after you…. Alien- Chasing Large- Headed Other Goths Forever!!!!