"QUICK TIME TO RECLAIM THE COLONIES!" England shouted as he ran towards his lovers house after finding out that America's government had shut itself down. He kicked open the door with great force and was met with a shriek of the girlish kind.
"DAMN IT ENGLAND!" America shouted out before shivering at the power mad look his usually stubborn and adorable (when not scowling or trying to kill the man who taunted him as "the black sheep of Europe") British lover had. England just giggled and walk towards his lover with a crazed smile and kept chanting.
"Time reclaim the colonies~" England kept saying before reaching his terrified lover who was now cowering in the kitchen.
"ENGLANDDDDDDDDDDDDD! YOU'RE SCARING ME!" America cried out as England towered over him.
And it all went black.
"What the fuck congress! You had one job!" President Washington shouted in his grieve and other presidents and important head figures sighed in unison and patted him on his back.
"We know the feeling."
A/N: LOL sorry I'm busy right now with school work so no updates anytime soon...but I just had to type this up. SORRY! XD But no seriously. Our government is down! Quick! Same sex couples! Get married while congress isn't looking! There probably will be another one-shot after this about this along with a wisconsin fanfic cuz we had spirit week and today was western and guess what Freshmen had to wear...WE WERE COWS BITCHES! FUCK YEAHS! XD Juniors had to be tumble weeds. LOL.
SEE YA IF I DON'T GET SLAUGHTERED!