Author's note - I was spontaneously inspired to write this fic after recently watching K. It was an absolutely great anime, and I am not afraid to admit that I cried at the ending.

Warnings (or rather things you need to be aware of): Fem Naruto, foul language, as well as adult themes. [There is a barley noticeable undertone of Yata x Saruhiko but nothing outside canon] Rated M just to be safe.

Word count: 2,565

Unedited – If you're interested in being my beta please let me know, I need the help!

Disclaimer: I wished I owned Naruto and K, but sadly I own nothing.

Now darlings, let us begin.

'There's that unpredictability factor, that chance that something completely unexpected - something amazing - could happen.

That's what makes life an adventure.

Sometimes you just have to jump in and trust the universe'

(...or Naruto)

-Quote by Tess

Ch.1 – From friend to foe, ally to enemy.

In the middle of a forest just outside Konohagakure, two teams of opposing sides of right and wrong were battling against each other.

They fought hand to hand, weapon-to-weapon, jutsu to jutsu. They fought until their clothes were torn, their breath ragged, and 'till their own blood seeped from their bodies.

It was a fight of the fittest, yet it was beginning to seem like there would be no winners.

At some point during their battle, six of the eight shinobi who were engaged in combat stilled.

Kakashi had stopped making hand signs for a lighting jutsu he was about to use, Jugo had retracted his arms from reaching Kakashi. Sakura subdued her fist, and Karin withdrew her Adamantine Sealing Chains. Sai had dispelled his ink army of lions and monkeys, while Suigetsu dropped his sword.

They all seemed to be mesmerized by the same thing. Sasuke and Naruto.

The two were truly a sight to behold, while both Kakashi and Sakura understood that fighting had always been a way to communicate between the two Ninja, this was a first for the others.

It almost appeared as if the two were stuck in their own world, nobody could penetrate the wall they had built to separate them and everyone else – not that anyone was brave enough to try.

The exchange of fists, and jutsu made it feel as if the rest of the Shinobi were intruding upon an intimate act between the blonde and raven. They didn't belong, and they never would.

The rest of Team 7 understood what Naruto was trying to say to Sasuke as they fought. Every punch and kick, along with every jutsu and clone the blonde dished out had meaning, "I haven't given up. I will bring you back Sasuke! I promised I would and I never go back on my promises. Even If I have to break every bone in your body, I will drag you back home, believe it!"

On the other hand Team Hawk had never seen Sasuke look so . . . alive.

There were no need for words when the two fought, all they had needed was their fist to engage in conversation.

To Naruto, Sasuke was someone just out of his reach. Sasuke was his Teammate, Rival, Friend, Brother, Ally…foe. Someone Naruto couldn't give up on no matter how hard he tried.

To Sasuke, Naruto was an enigma. He hated Naruto because he could never understand how the blonde was able to smile through it all. He had it just as bad as Sasuke, yet why was he still able to smile? Naruto was his Teammate, Rival, Friend, Enemy, he was his . . . light through the darkness. He was someone Sasuke would never admit he needed.

They were each other's weakness, as well as each other's strength.

…

Just like their fight as Genin at the Valley of the End, Sasuke and Naruto had brought out their must powerful Jutsus.

"CHIDORI!"

"RASENGAN!"

The sounds of a thousand birds screeching accompanied the sound of winds turning. This would be the single move that ended their fight, and they both knew it.

Using Chakra to enhance their feet, they both ran at each other at speeds impossible for even the Sharingan to follow.

Sasuke had activated the third stage of his bloodline in addition to triggering the first phase of the curse seal, on the other hand Naruto had gone into Sage mode while the Kyubbi constantly healed his wounds, their actions made both their jutsus all the more powerful.

Just like their fight at the valley of the end, Sasuke and Naruto had met in a mass collision of chakra, making the rest of their teammates fly back with the sheer power of the explosion.

But unlike the Valley of the End, their fight did not end with Sasuke's fist in Naruto's chest, nor was it the other way around.

In fact because they were not the same as they were before, and since they were much – much more powerful. The Chakra collision had been so potent that it had caused a shift in time, transporting Sasuke and Naruto into a different dimension.

To a world far different from their own.

ooOoo

Kakashi crouched down and waited for the dust to clear up in order to evaluate the situation.

In the meantime he checked on his former students Sai and Sakura. Sai was already up in the sky doing an Ariel search, while Sakura was healing the cuts she sustained when her knees scraped the ground.

As if she had just come to a sudden realization, the pink haired Kunoichi whipped her head forward to the place where Naruto and Sasuke had last been seen.

She knew just as well as Kakashi that only one would survive, and because of Naruto's dedication and love for the other (in a best-friend sense) it was very unlikely that he would be the one to have lived.

"SASUKE-KUN!"

A loud appalling screech came from the direction of Team Hawk, belonging solely to one Karin Uzumaki.

Sakura winced in remembrance of her Genin days, while Kakashi smiled in amusement at his former students pain.

The red head in question had pushed past her teammates and rushed forward into the cloud of dust that marked where the raven and blonde had last stood.

Sai on the other hand had come down from his Ink Griffin and walked towards Kakashi.

"Yo, did you see anything?"

Just as Sai had answered Kakashi with his newly discovered knowledge a familiar piercing scream emitted from the dusk cloud.

"THEY"RE GONE!"

ooOoo

Sasuke Uchiha; the last (young) member of the proud and powerful Uchiha clan, was a rational man.

But the situation that had presented itself that fateful day, had wavered his rational mindset.

He had always been aware of the fact that Naruto was a man of unpredictability, you never knew what would come next when you were around him. Nevertheless, for the rational man that was Sasuke, this was just too much.

Once again, Naruto had shocked him by making the impossible…possible.

...

He had woken up around midday - judging by the position of the sun, drowsy and somewhat disorientated.

For some reason he felt a sore ache throughout his body, as if he had just been in a fight. Raising his right hand he lifted it up to pull back his hair, that's when he noticed it. Slight dark markings he usually develops when he uses Chidori.

The memories from –'Last night?' – rushed all at once.

"SASUKE!"

"Naruto!"

..

"CHIDORI!"

"RASENGAN!"

Sasuke remembered the feeling of exhilaration when he had fought Naruto for the first time in months. He felt alive and forlorn - it was inevitable for them to bring out their most powerful jutsu. In a sense it was a way to show the other how much they had grown, how powerful they had gotten. They were rivals after all, and this was the ultimate test to see who had won. They both knew that at least one of them would die, no matter how much they cared for one another – they would never take pity in the other.

After they had come at each other, there had been a huge rush of light –alongside that was a feeling of being warped and spun around.

'What happened after that? I can't remember.'

A million thoughts ran through his head, yes Sasuke was a man of few words – but many contemplations.

One thought that stood from the rest, 'Did I kill him...'

No, he didn't. For one he would have gained the Mangekyō Sharingan, and…there was no way that blonde idiot would have died…right?

Even with the reassurance that Naruto was alive he felt overwhelmed by feelings he hadn't felt since the Uchiha Massacre.

Looking around he noticed a blonde heap curled in a ball not too far away from him, but before he went to the blonde dobe he noticed one important detail about his surroundings.

'Weren't we in the forest?'

It was true, no longer were they in the forest just outside the leaf village. Instead of trees that surrounded them, it was two buildings on either side of them. They were in dark and narrow pathways that lead to an opening filled with…'I have no Idea.'

They appeared to be a more modernized versions of the Cart and Horse type of transportation. They ran at the speed of a horse, but without the animal itself. If he was anyone but himself he would have been exited and anxious, but he was Sasuke and he was … annoyed.

'Where the hell am I?'

He looked over at Naruto and knew that it was somehow all - this idiots fault. "Number one unpredictable Ninja." he said with a sneer – knowing he wouldn't receive a response.

Standing up he ignored the slightly sickening sound of his knees popping, instead focusing all his intention on moving towards Naruto.

Once he arrived at the space his former teammate was currently occupying he detected something off about the jinchūriki.

"Haah?"

Slowly he raked his eyes up and down the blonde, noting every detail.

The dobe looked . . . smaller? His features were softer, his eyes from what he could tell –with them being closed and all – were rounder. His nose was pointed and his lips fuller.

His hair was much longer – in fact it was long enough to pool around his waist and cover his breast… 'Wait! His what…!'

For the very first time in his life Sasuke did a double take, and sure enough two big and round perky breasts were staring right at 'em.

During the fight Sasuke had tore the front piece of Naruto's jacket cutting past even the undershirt, so the blonde in a rushed haste had ripped the rest of his top off. The dobe's past action had given Sasuke full view of the his newly acquired assets.

'This can't be Naruto!' he thought incredulously.

But the evidence was right in front of him, three symmetrical whisker marks on either side of the blonde's tanned cheeks.

'Unpredictable doesn't even begin to describe what the damned dobe is.'

ooOoo

"-obe" Naruto heard a familiar distant voice call after him.

"dobe." The nickname brought a sudden feeling of alertness within Naruto, 'Sasuke?'

"Oi! Usuratonkachi wake up." Yes, it was Sasuke. That meant that both he and the raven survived. 'Good.' Naruto smiled a wave of happiness enveloping him, before he began to drift off.

"OI! NARUTO!"

Naruto awoke with a start grimacing at the pain that shot up his side in result of the kick Sasuke nailed him with.

"OI!"

'Huh?' Was it just him, or did his voice sound a lot higher and less rough?

Peering up through his eyelashes, Naruto searched the dark alleyway for his best friend – finding said person standing above him with an angry and flustered expression. 'How the hell does he pull that off?'

"OI TEME! What was that for?!"

Just as he was going to stand, the white long sleeved shirt that Sasuke usually wore was thrown at him. Looking up for an answer he noticed that Sasuke now shirtless - was no longer facing him. "Put that on."

Sensing the finality in Sasuke's tone of voice Naruto decided to obey, of course he grumbled a bit, saying some thing along the lines of "arrogant bastard telling me what to do! I'm going to put it on cause its cold, not because he told me to!" it was only natural after all.

Rising to his feet Naruto slid the shirt on before freezing in shock when he noticed two large bumps attached to his chest.

"EEEHHH?!"

…

"STOP DOING THAT DOBE!"

For the past ten or so minutes Naruto hadn't fully accepted the fact that he had boobies. Sasuke, having enough of Naruto playing with his newly acquired rack –by squeezing, rubbing ect…- had tugged the rest of his shirt down and tied Naruto's hands away from his breast.

"Um…Sasuke where are we and why do I have …um…?"

The raven sighed having no clue where they were or why Naruto's chest was the way it was.

He had just begun to sort through his thoughts when a loud cry interrupted him. The squeal belonging to none other than the one who got him in this situation.

Sasuke glared the blonde who began to tug on his restraints. "Sasuke I need you to free my wrist."

"Why?" Naruto's continued to yank and pull, his attempts at freeing himself growing more desperate by the minute.

"I need to see if its still there!"

Sensing the dobe's panic, Sasuke stood up reaching to untie the bind. "Need to know that what's there?"

"MY DICK!"

…

"Dobe stop crying."

Naruto continuous sobs resounded through the alleyway, leaving Sasuke to hope that it wouldn't garner any unwanted attention.

"B-but it's –hic – its GONE~! My manhood is gone! I have nothing to live for anymore! Sai was right; I truly am dick-less – sob – and what about Sakura! Oh my kami-sama Saku-!"

Sasuke slapped his hand over the blonde's mouth, cringing at the feel of saliva touching his skin. "Shut. Up."

Sasuke couldn't think with the idiot's constant yammering, but Sasuke knew that he had only made it worse.

Naruto harshly bit his hand, jumping up in order to stand wanting to seem more superior to his rival – only succeeding because Sasuke was currently crouching down.

Sasuke smirk whilst standing up at his full length, he had always been a few inches taller than the blonde, but now he was at least two feet bigger. This new discovery only ceased to infuriate Naruto further; it made him feel almost inferior and vulnerable to the raven.

Not one to take loss so easily, Naruto quickly made the signs for Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. "TEME!"

Not one to be outdone especially by the blonde dobe, Sasuke readied his stance and prepared for a fight.

In a bar named HOMRA located near the center of Shizume City, stood three people. The owner as well as the bartender of the local bar, Izumo Kusanagi was currently cleaning one of his favorite dishes with a washcloth.

Across from him was Mikoto Suoh, a red head with a rather violent and dangerous disposition. The man's very nature made it seem a little odd that someone who seemed to have a very nice and pleasant to be around attitude sat right beside him seemingly unafraid of the man alongside him. The man – or rather teen in question was, Tatara Totsuka.

...

"King?" Tatara asked hoping to attract the attention of the redhead.

"Hm?" was the only response he got, but it was enough. Smiling the brown haired jumped up from his chair.

"I can feel it."

The blonde haired man behind the bar smiled, knowing that young boy was only up to his usual antics.

"Feel what?" asked Mikoto playing along while he lit a smoke.

"I can feel that something-"he raised his arms, "big is going to happen." His smile turning to a full-blown grin, Tatara turned around to face his two companions. "Something that will change our lives forever!"

Mikoto gave a small smile, failing to realize that Tatara was never wrong. Something big was going to come and forever change their lives.

Question was, for the good or bad?

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