Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves Inuyasha. Nor the skit, who I have no idea who made the orignal idea up

Note: My brother did a skit called 'The Prince and The Princess', which he saw in the first place at BoyScout camp oO, and I just popped up with an Inuyasha version of it after watching it about (mumble) times. I will write the main bulk of it and then different variations of the endings (bows)

Oh, yes, I do realize that Sango is the King and Miroku is the Queen, it just was for amusements sake, don't question me! (brandishs sword... backwards) Oh, erm (clears throat) (throws sword away)

Examples of an extra in the play - Guard#4 (played by Hakkaku): ..... or Younger Princess (played by Rin): ..... etc...

ANYWAYS, enough rambling, just go ahead and enjoy the play (bows again and scampers of to be the Dictator/Director)

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Cast: The Prince: Inuyasha
 The Guard: Shippo
 The King: Sango
The Queen: Miroku
The Princess: Kagome

Narrator: Kirara ((yes, she can talk in this and is kinda the voice of sanity))
Extras: Souta, Kohaku, Myoga, Kagura, Kanna, Naraku, Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, Koga, Ginta, Hakkaku, Kaede, Kikyo, Inutashio aka Inu-Papa ((who cares is Inu and Sess's dad is dead, he is still in this play))



Narrator: Our story starts with our Prince riding along towards the castle of the kingdom of (mumblemumble).

The Prince: Humdedum, oh, look, I have finally arrived after weeks (is hit by Koga, who is playing his horse at the moment) ok, days of travel. (hops off his horse's back) (swaggers up to the Guard) Guard!.

The Guard: Oi?.

The Prince: I have come to marry the Princess (his horse glares at him, growling..... strange horse).

The Guard: Ahh, good goal that. Marrying a Princess.

The Prince: (eye twitch) Will you go tell the King?.

The Guard: Oh, yes, I should do that. (walks over to King) There is some guy that wants to marry your daughter.

The King: Let me ask the Queen. Wife, err Husband?. Spouse?! Yes, that works, spouse?.

The Queen: Yes?.

The King: Some guy wants to marry our daughter.

The Queen: Is he a prince?.

The King: I would imange so.

The Queen: Ok, let me ask. Daughter?.

The Princess: I'm busy, what do you want?.

The Queen: Some prince wants to marry you.

The Princess: I said I'm busy washing my hair!.

The Queen: (turns to King) She said 'NO!'.

The King: Very well (turns to the Guard) She said 'NO!'.

The Guard: Oook (turns to Prince) She said 'NO!'.

The Prince: Damnit, I will return (five seconds later) I have returned.

The Guard: It is tomorrow already?.

The Prince: Umm... sure?.

The Guard: King, that guy is back again.

The King: What guy?.

The Guard: (sweatdrop) The prince that wants to marry your daughter.

The King: Oh, that guy. Queen, ask our daughter again.

The Queen: The dude is back again?.

The King: It seems so.

The Queen: Daughter, do you-

The Princess: I. AM. BUSY!!.

The Queen: She said 'NO!!'.

The King: She said 'NO!!'.

The Guard: Whatever.. (turns to the Prince.. again) She said 'NO!!'.

The Prince: Darvit.

The Guard: Dar.. vit?.

The Prince: (drops to a whisper) I don't want to be sat for cussing.

The Guard: Ahh... that makes sense.

The Prince: I vill be back! (seventeen minutes later) I AM BACK! Ask him again, will you?.

The Guard: She already said no you baka, just deal with that. I am not going through the repeitive thing of asking them again.

The Prince: Why you, STAB DIE! (stabs the Guard).

The Guard: (is dead).

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I will have WHO KNOWS how many endings. Probaly as many ideas or suggestions/requests I get. Yes, I welcome and want suggestions please (smile) Sooo.. review?