I couldn't resist making this. I looked up "That's What She Said" and couldn't find anything on this webite under Harry Potter, but if someone already has one like this up, tell me and I'll take this one down. Enjoy!

"So, Prongs, you gonna get it in there tomorrow?"

The Marauders were currently sitting in their dormitory. Sirius, who had asked the question was looking at James with a mischevous grin on his face.

"Lotsa times", answered James. "But the Ravenclaw Keeper makes it really hard." He matched Sirius's grin.

"Oh, you guys are nasty", said Remus. "Can't you give it a rest?"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!", chorused James and Sirius.

"You guys are pathetic", said Remus. "If you're going to do a TWSS joke, at least do it right. Observe." Peter, who had been on his back staring at the ceiling, sat up to watch.

Remus pulled an Acid Pop out of who-knows-where and brandished it at Peter. "Hey, Wormtail, wanna suck on this?"

"Sure!" Peter took the sucker from an astonished Remus. He managed to take it in stride, however. "You're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to lick it. And also, that's an Acid Pop." Peter let out a howl and removed it from his mouth.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

Remus shook his head. "So... Quidditch. Do you think you're going to beat Ravenclaw?"

James nodded. "Eveyone knows that Ravenclaws are easy." Remus face-palmed.

"I've noticed they appear to jostle a bit", said Sirius. "What do you think, Wormy?"

"Uh... Not as much as your mom?"

Sirius snorted. "Moving along, I think they've been having someone teach them techniques."

"They use their hands especially well", pitched in Remus.

"Well well, Moony, been busy lately, have we?", said Sirius. He and James jumped on Remus and began to poke him in the ribs.

Remus swuirmed and fell over backwards. "Gah! Not both of you at the same time!"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

"I think James joined the Quidditch team because he enjoys handling balls", broke in Peter.

James got out of the "Remus-Sirius-James-wich" and gave Peter a surprised look. "You actually managed a good joke! That aside, I think Sirius is the only ball handler here."

"Oh, no Prongs, I've seen the way you hold your broomstick."

"Screw you, Padfoot."

"If you insist.", countered Sirius with a flick of his hair.

Remus and Peter were now watching this exchange with rapt attention.

"PADFOOT! I'm just gonna- I just wanna-"

"Throw me down and screw me? I'm pretty sure that's what Evans wants to do to me."

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"

Sirius ran from the Dormitory as fast as he could with James close behind him.

Remus turned to Peter. "That's what she said."

Hope you enjoyed the Marauder's boyish fun. In the beginning, they're talking about Quidditch. Thought I'd let your imaginations go before I told you. ^_^