A/N: I write a lot of fanfiction, especially when I get into a show or movie and obsess for weeks. So im hoping I can actually finish this one. I hope you guys like my OC, but I warn you, her brain goes a million miles a minute and it may tire you. Please review. Bad reviews, good reviews, I appreciate them all.
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"Okay okay okay... Let me make a to-do list."
I say to myself as I kneeled down and looked into my purse for a paper and pen. The two basic ingredients for making a list.
A dried out peach? No.
I tossed the peach back into the depths of the bag.
Why did I throw the peach back in the bag? The world may never know.
A compactor with no powder within? No.
I took another look within the small compact mirror and I started to tremble a bit at what stared back.
I'm just tripping a bit. No need to panic. I always panic. When will I stop. Just let it happen. Let the high take you away FiFi!
I took a deep calming breath that seemed to do nothing and threw the compactor back into the bag.
I proceeded to search for the ingredients I needed.
A dildo?...maybe later...
I gently laid it back inside my purse and cleared my throat as I glanced up at the bystanders staring at me as if I was a crazy crack-addict.
They don't make it subtle when they look me in my face and judge me!... I love dem all. Why can't they love me back...?
They're not wrong...
Shut up.
It's the truth.
Shut up, conscience...Although that reminds me.
I reached into my bag again and took out a little packet of seemingly innocent 'white powder' and smiled. It's amazing how everything looks when it's in 2D.
It looks even more inviting.
I decided that I was high enough and put the packet inside a small pocket in the purse and reached my hand in further.
Something jabs my hand really hard... A PEN!
I'm still breathing hard and my heart is pounding against my cartoon ribcage. Too riled up to find a paper, I just wrote on my hand.
To-Do list
-Find Ouran high school
-Find the Host Club
-Become a part of it somehow
-Make friends with them
-Impress them with your charms BABY!
-Make sweet love to Kyoya-Senpai !