Love Kitsune (Fox)

~Sasuke Uchiha's story~

I was coming home after a long day at work, the local high school of Konoha. I was walking home since I was having my car repair after a recent accident I had in the rain. It was a cloud y day and everything seemed normal. I taught my class their daily lesson and I got hit on by the high school girls, even though I'm their sensei. The high school boys envied me. Everything was going as usual. I started seeing my home in plain sight. I was finally at the door. I grasped the door handle and open it. "I'm home." I said for no reason. I didn't have roommate. It just felt good to say it. All of a sudden a blond teenager with fox ears and tail ran up to me. That caught me of guard.

"Hi, are you Uchiha Sasuke?" I nodded slowly.

"Well I'm Naruto, the Kitsune you ordered, thank you for buying me! Please take care of me from now on." He smiled

I finally remembered. Kitsune, I…I vaguely remember ordering something like this, but ----

*flashback*

That's right! I was lonely coming home everyday to this empty room. The same day I noticed that unpleasant feeling I was fooling around on the internet.

"Maybe I can sign up for a dating site or something." I remember thinking to myself.

I could have a warm dinner made for me every night, and someone meet me at the door and greet me "Welcome home." 3

If only I could get my hands on a cute girl that isn't very fangirlly.

I then came upon a very sexy ad.

"3D HIGH-TECH MOE-GIRL"

"HAVE YOUR VERY OWN HALF ANIMAL GIRL!"

"Made with cutting-edge skill, we're proud to present the Ultimate Love Machine!! Input your own personal tastes and let this girl do the rest with her automatic feedback recognition!! Will you have her do the chores or go all the way?!?! You need only to look at her adorable face to be sold.

Now, to feel her sweet loves for yourself please click to proceed.

PURCHASE  button

"Automatic feedback recognition?" I thought.

I had my very own day dream of what I could do with her. She would be my very own house wife…and more. And without hesitation I ordered her. Then a screen popped up. It had the choice of a cat, dog, lamb, fox, and mix.

I've always liked cats, so I was about to click cat but I sneezed and my hand slipped and accidently clicked fox.

"THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING A KITSUNE"

I groaned, I couldn't believe I actually bought her. And even the wrong one.

"Oh well, at least I'll have someone. Kitsune, please come quickly to show me some sweet love." I thought perversely.

*end flashback*

"They say I could go all the way with her and yet they sent me a boy." I thought angrily.

"Uhm…this….sorry but it seems there has been a mistake." I said nervously. "I ordered a female robot called 'Kitsune'." I told the boy.

"THAT'S ME! Except my creators decided to give me a much kawaii name. This brings me to the name Naruto." He replied.

"No no no no, I ordered a FEMALE robot."

"Yeah and that's me!" he continued stubbornly.

"What the hell are you saying?? You're totally different from the picture!!! Aren't you?!?!" I yelled.

He didn't reply. It was silent for sometime.

"Shit…Was I defrauded or something?!" I started taking of my shoes. "I'll go through the return procedure now."

Suddenly I felt a me falling to the ground. I hit the ground with some force. It seems that he sweep kicked me. I was in pain.

"OWW…what the hell are you doing??!!?!" I yelled

"I'm good enough." He muttered.

"WHAT?"

He then surprisingly got top of me while I was on the ground.

He stared me directly in the eye and said; "I can go all the way too, so I'm good enough."

"Huh?"

"That's just like what you ordered the other robot to do right?" It happened so quickly. He leaned in and kissed me on the lips. I pushed him back in surprise.

"What the hell was that all of a sudden!?!?!?!"

He smiled; "It was just a kiss."

"Look I'm not into guys! Even if you are a robot, nothing' doing!!"

"But you are interested in me, aren't you? I'm totally your type Sasuke." He said with evilly.

He grinned. "Is that why you looked so freaked out? Look, you're already pitching a tent for me."

I was confused. I didn't know what he meant. But then I looked at my pants and saw my bulge sticking out.

He then started unzipping my pants.

"H-Hey Hang on!! CUT IT OUT ASSHOLE!! DON'T TOUCH ME! I SAID LET GO!"

It was too late. He hand his hands around my rod. He then put his mouth on it and started licking and sucking on it.

"Mmm….C'Mon seriously s-stop." I said weakly. I was stunned that I was actually enjoying this.

"Tch…you're hard as a rock." He grinned.

I blushed bright red.

I tried to get him off. "Shut Up!!! This is a mistake!!"

"Doesn't seem like there's a mistake…feels good doesn't it?" he continued with this shameful event. "Look you're really dripping."

"Y-You're wro---…..nnn" I couldn't say anything. It felt so good. So…pleasurable.

"So you'll leave everything to me, won't you Sasuke?"

He finally let go and cleaned his mouth. "How do you like me now? If you liked that we could always go on from here –"

I kicked as hard as I could before he started again.

"How mean. Why are you being so rough?"

"Shut up you perv-fox! Don't get near me!!"

He started advancing towards me. "Why not let's be friends? I can do even better than that."

"I DON'T WANT TO BAKA!!"

"I'm definitely going to return you Mr. Fraud Merchandise!!! In the meantime don't cross this line!" I drew a line in chalk.

"Can you really return me just like that?! You're the one who bought me in the first place!!"

He made a soft smile. "If that's how it's going to be then…" He jumped in the air towards me. "I'LL MAKE YOU ACCEPT ME!!" he fell right on top of me.

"Don't struggle, Sasuke."

"Let go of me!! Quit screwing around!!"

He made a cute face. "But I swear I'll make you feel good!!!" w

"SO LOUD!!" yelled my neighbor.

"What's the racket, a fight?!?! Keep it down!!" yelled my other neighbor.

"Uchiha-san, LET HIM DO IT!!!" yelled the perverted manager.

No matter how lonely I was, I would have never bought something like this so easily!!!

And what's more they sent me a messed up gay sex toy thing!!

There's no way I could ever let anyone else know I have something like this!!!

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT HAVING THIS THING AROUND EVERYDAY!!!!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?

Sochi (me): How did you guys like this chapter? It's a bit graphic but who doesn't like boy sleeping with eachother????? AM i right?!?!?!?!