1:- French
AN: me and my friend Nicole wrote (crazybone2912) this during French whilst the boy sitting next to us was setting deodorant in fire and the teacher had no idea. Our French lessons are the best. Nicole is role playing Emmett and Rosalie, whilst I'm role playing Alice and jasper. Please review and tell us if you want us to add anymore characters.
(Alice Rosalie Emmett Jasper )
Chapter 1
-all sitting in French lesson-
Hey did you see Rosalie. SMOKING!
I'm right here Emmett
Oh hey Rosie
Hi
Hellllooooo
Why are we passing notes?
Because we are cool like that
Yep
Jelly beans are amazing!
They taste of candy floss
Actually they taste of popcorn
No they taste of cherries
Your all wrong, they taste of marshmallows.
I wish they did grizzly bear flavoured that would be the best thing ever! -really excited- I'm going to look on the Internet now
How exactly are you going to find them? -intrigued-
Google it! -rolls his eyes-
Of course you are
Rosalie what are you thinking, your emotions are all over the place?
I'm a little tea pot!
...
I want to take Emmett on the heads desk -grins-
...
I want to kiss a pig, I wonder if Aro's available
LOL! Or maybe Caius
Maybe Jane. I bet you'd like that wouldn't you Jazz
-evil glare-
Your going to get killed mwhahahaha
I'm back from the toilet!
You didn't go anywhere
I did in my mind -pouts-
Don't cry sweetie please -smiles at Alice and gives her a hug-
WTF get your hands off my wife
Why do you care, you never care about me
I'm not getting involved -slowly backs away-
Alice I love you -blows her a kiss-
...
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Emmett you can sleep on the couch tonight
Watermelon
Alice I hate you. I love Rosalie now hehe
-dry sobbing-
What the fuck is wrong with you two?
Nooothing... -looks away-
Emmett -glares-
Emmett don't you dare tell her
-watching intently-
some of Carlisle's happy pills. They taste so nice.
-still watching-
They taste of penguins hehe
Okay this is what you will do. Jasper go over there and make your wife feel better or at least talk again, it's oddly quiet without her talking. Emmett come with me. -has a mysterious glint in her eye-
Ali I'm sorry
-slaps him across the face-
OW!
I feel much better now
Okay Emmett drop the pants and squat
TMI! TMI! -covers eyes-
You do realise we're in class
And you do realise that we're right at the back so no one will be able to see us
Okay sexy girl -does as he is told-
I love messing with their emotions it's just so fun
What do you mean?
Well I want to do something that I've never done before..
I've made Emmett feel lust and Rosalie feel anger haha
Okay lay it on me
Hahahahaha this is going to be fun to watch
Hay yah! -karate chop noise-
Please review! :)