Didn't think I would forget about Insurgent, did you? Well, I'm back for another countdown!
...
Tris: 9 days remaining!
Tobias: ...
*awkward silence*
Tris: What are you waiting for?
Tobias: I'm waiting for the yay.
Tris: Yay? YAY?! What is there to be excited about?
Tobias: The Insurgent movie?
Tris: Excited? You have to be kidding me! Tobias, I just killed my friend, my parents died, and I'm stuck on this train. In 9 days, most of the people in my old faction will die, two of my friends will die, one of my friends will be paralyzed, my brother's going to betray me, DO YOU THINK I'M EXCITED?
Tobias: Okay, I get it now.
Tris: Honestly. It was a miracle before the Divergent movie, because everyone was alive again. But what's the point in reliving it if we'll just have to suffer again?
Tobias: The point is for everyone to watch us suffer.
Tris: Us? When do you suffer? All I remember you doing is comforting me when I have to suffer.
Tobias: ...
Tris: Whatever. I'm leaving.
Tobias: What? You can't just movie starts in nine days! You'll have to come back then.
Tris: Exactly why I'm leaving.
*Tris leaves. Tobias shakes his head*
Tobias: When is she going to start making sense?