Hey guys! So I'm in an Exploring Writing class and our prompt was to write a short play. I cranked out this beaut. Enjoy ;) The title says it all.
-Vanessa XO
2 Guys, 1 Stoop
by TwinkloverXO
Characters
Logan Mitchell: A studious, small seventeen year-old
James Diamond: A daring seventeen year-old pretty boy.
Gustavo Rocque: Fat, bald, forty year-old record producer. James and Logan's boss.
Scene: The front yard of a multi-million dollar mansion in Los Angeles, California at midnight. Logan and James are crouched behind a swan-shaped hedge.
James: (Whispering) [Hands egg carton to Logan] You go first.
Logan: No way! This was your idea, I don't even want to be here! I wish I was still snuggled under my warm blankets reading Gone With The Wind.
James: (Patronizing) You poor baby. [Begins crawling closer to the mansion.]
Logan: (Panicking) James, come back! James!
James: [Makes his way toward the front stoop, pulls down his pants]
Logan: [Crawls after James] Don't you dare poop on Gustavo's house! (To himself) This is so bad!
James: (Whispering) Shut up, he'll hear you. Now are you gonna throw the eggs, or what?
Logan: (Groaning) If it means not having to poop on the front stoop, then fine.
(Logan begins throwing the eggs at the mansion and grimaces as James poops on the front stoop.)
Logan: James, I used all the eggs. It's a huge mess, let's just leave!
James: (Worried) [Still has his pants around his ankles] Uh-oh.
Logan: What? Did Gustavo hear us?
James: I forgot to bring toilet paper.
Logan: (Annoyed) Wasn't throwing eggs enough? Do you really want to teepee the house too?
James: [Glares at Logan] No, not for that, stupid! What am I gonna wipe with?
Logan: (Laughing hysterically) You're in deep trouble now! [Begins running away from the mansion and toward the street where his car is parked]
James: Logan, what do you think you're doing? Get back here!
(The lights turn on inside the mansion. Logan has already gotten into the car and is driving away.)
Gustavo: [He is heard approaching the front door.] Who's out there?
Logan: [Sticks his hand out the window and waves at James.] See you later, sucker!
James: Wait for me!
(The front door opens to reveal Gustavo standing in the doorway in his pajamas.)
Gustavo: (Yelling) What are you doing?
James: (Cowering) Leaving, I was just leaving! [He pulls up his pants quickly.]
Gustavo: (Squinting) What's that smell?
(James runs away just as Gustavo realizes that James has just pooped on his front stoop.)
Gustavo: (Bellowing) James! You'd better get back here if you know what's good for you!
James: (Yelling as he runs down the street) See you tomorrow at the studio, Gustavo!
Gustavo: James! I'm going to get you for this! [Attempts to chase James but is out of breath almost instantly.] Ah, forget it. [Goes back into his house]
(James continues running down the street and chases Logan's car down.)
Logan: [Opens the passenger- side door for James] You are such an idiot.
James: [Takes seat in car.] Don't you think I know that?
(Logan drives out of the Estate.)
James: So can we stop at a gas station or something?
Logan: (Puzzled) Why?
James: I kind of need a bathroom.