A/N: Um. This is a Hyoutei version of my Where's Karupin. I don't know what to take from Hyoutei because, technically, everything was replaceable. I wondered what to take from Atobe (money?) or from Jirou (sleep?) or from Gakkun (?) or from Yuushi (his megane glasses?) or from Hiyoshi (?) or from Choutarou (his necklace?).. But I was still stumped. Finally, I took Shishido's hat. It felt great. Also, the jpg's and the gif's are all ideas from the wonderful site called Tumblr, which consumed about three-quarters of my life. Srsly. I love this site. Most of the gif's and jpg's are true-to-life existent.
WARNING/S: I don't know what to warn you from. Stupidity, boredom and hunger? Insomnia? Yeah, it's 12:42 am. Maybe.
DISCLAIMER: You are the stupidest person I know if you think I own this. Someday soon, though!
WHERE'S SHISHIDO'S HAT?
By ThroughTheMonsoon
Group Hyoutei has started a chat.
[KooriNoEmperor is typing on his BlackBerry… -5:22:57pm-]
[KooriNoEmperor is STILL typing on his BlackBerry… -5:23:22pm-]
KooriNoEmperor -5:23:38pm-
So ore-sama said, "Shut up, bitch!" And she said, "B-But Atobe-sama!" And ore-sama said, "Ore-sama told you to shut up!" And ore-sama laughed at her face! *trollface/jpg*
GekidasaDaze -5:23:39pm-
Oi, any of you idiots seen my hat? *annoyed/jpg*
BungeeJumpingCookie -5:23:52pm-
No one's gonna answer you straight if you ask us that way, bastard. *loathingcookie/jpg*
KooriNoEmperor -5:24:01pm-
However much ore-sama dislikes to agree with Mukahi, ore-sama does. Ask nicely, peasant. *fuckyeah/jpg*
[GekidasaDaze is typing on his Sidekick… -5:24:33pm-]
GekidasaDaze -5:25:25pm-
Has anyone seen my hat? *pukingrainbow/gif*
CraftyBoy -5:25:43pm-
That's as polite as Shishido can get, since he is hoping that the person who is puking rainbow will speak for himself. And no, sorry. *sympatheticyuushi/jpg*
BungeeJumpingCookie -5:25:56pm-
Yuushi's with me right now in my room, *leodicaprioinceptionwink/gif* so no, I haven't seen it either.
Gekkokujyou -5:25:59pm-
-GekidasaDaze: Sorry, Shishido-san, but I haven't seen your hat anywhere.
-BungeeJumpingCookie: Mukahi-san, what is with the wink?
Ka-Ba-Ji -5:26:07pm-
I have not seen your hat anywhere, Shishido-san. Forgive me. *sociallyawkwardpenguin/jpg*
TheTimeIs -5:26:13pm-
Haven't seen it either. *patpat/gif*
GekidasaDaze -5:26:18pm-
My hat. Where is my fucking hat. *ragewolf/jpg*
-TheTimeIs: What up with your name, Taki?
-Everyone: Ugh. Useless. *hatyunoshowup/jpg*
PockyAndSweetDreams -5:26:29pm-
Sorry Shishido. I don't know where your hat is. I just woke up under this maple tree in someone's garden. *isthisreallifeoristhisfantasy/gif*
KooriNoEmperor -5:26:21pm-
-GekidasaDaze: Ore-sama will have a few of his butlers look for your hat, peasant. Ore-sama no bigi ni yoi na! *atobepose/jpg*
-PockyAndSweetDreams: Ore-sama believes that the garden you mentioned is ore-sama's.
BungeeJumpingCookie -5:26:35pm-
STOP IT WITH ALL THESE MESSAGES. You are all disturbances! We're busy!
Ka-Ba-Ji -5:26:44pm-
Busy with what, Mukahi-san?
CraftyBoy -5:26:53pm-
We are busy…with stuff. *gaybacon/jpg*
GekidasaDaze -5:27:00pm-
WILL YOU GUYS STUP SIDETRACKING AND TELL ME WHERE MY HAT IS! *fuuu-/jpg*
KooriNoEmperor -5:27:09pm-
Patience, peasant. My butlers will track it soon.
GekidasaDaze -5:27:14pm-
Fine. *okay/jpg*
Gekkokujyou -5:27:18pm-
By the way, where's Choutarou? Isn't he part of the group chat?
PockyAndSweetDreams -5:27:23pm-
Oooh, that's right. Where is he?
TheTimeIs -5:27:29pm-
-GekidasaDaze: I couldn't find any interesting name. *fuuu-/jpg* I saw him rushing home a while ago, he was running really fast for no apparent reason.
GekidasaDaze -5:27:34pm-
Probably practicing for his piano. Anyway, I'll go look for my hat. Alert me if you know where it is.
/GekidasaDaze signed out of the group chat. -5:27:35pm-
BungeeJumpingCookie -5:27:25pm-
I told you guys, stop with the chat!
/BungeeJumpingCookie signed out of the group chat. -5:27:36pm-
CraftyBoy -5:27:36pm-
Gakkun is telling me to log off so we can continue with this…activity. *trollface/jpg*
/CraftyBoy signed out of the group chat. -5:27:37pm-
SilverCross -5:27:39pm-
:{D
PockyAndSweetDreams -5:27:40pm-
Eh? Mustache emoticon?
SilverCross -5:27:41pm-
:")
SilverCross -5:27:43pm-
:(
SilverCross -5:27:45pm-
8D
KooriNoEmperor -5:27:50pm-
What's wrong with Otori?
TheTimeIs -5:27:53pm-
I dunno… But he seems…moody. Which is very rare. *lukeedgemonmegusta/gif*
Gekkokujyou -5:27:55pm-
Choutarou? *cerealguy/jpg*
PockyAndSweetDreams -5:27:59pm-
*headawayfromscreen/gif* Choutarou?
/SilverCross has signed out of the group chat. -5:28:00pm-
KooriNoEmperor -5:28:03pm-
It seems like he was not in control of his keypad. Na, Kabaji?
Ka-Ba-Ji -5:28:05pm-
Usu.
KooriNoEmperor -5:28:09pm-
Ore-sama will be assessing the butlers' tracking now. Ore-sama will send the statistics reports later.
-PockyAndSweetDreams: Come by my porch. I have afternoon tea served with cakes.
/KooriNoEmperor has signed out of the group chat. -5:28:10pm-
Gekkokukyou -5:28:14pm-
I wonder what's wrong with Choutarou…
PockyAndSweetDreams -5:28:16pm-
Yeah, me , too… Where is he anyway?
Ka-Ba-Ji -5:28:18pm-
I do not know the answer to that question, but I have a good guess as to where Shishido-san's hat is.
Gekkokujyou -5:28:19pm-
?
PockyAndSweetDreams -5:28:19pm-
?
TheTimeIs -5:28:19pm-
?
*O*O*O*O*O*
A snuffling sound, as if someone was taking in a certain scent. "I wish Shishido-san has a replacement for this." A dreamy sigh.
*O*O*O*O*O*
END.