I DON'T OWN GLEE, BUT IF I DID, IT WOULD BE FILLED WITH STUFF LIKE THIS D

CHAPTER 1

"My Disaster Departure"

"We are all gathered here today" said the well known diva Rachel Berry.

"Are we going to get naked and party again" said Brittany in front of her fellow glee members.

"No we are gathered here on sad occasion-

"You're leaving" cheerfully said Santana.

Rachel turns her back on her glee club members and switches on the TV.

"Oh god another useless power point presentation" chimed in Mercedes burying her head in her hands.

Rachel takes a seat awkwardly between Finn and Quinn.

"If this gets to emotional, I have tissues" said Rachel pulling out a packet of tissues from skirt pocket.

Brittany was the first and only member of the glee club to take them.

Rachel's POV

I think this is going well, no ones left yet, well except Brittany who left to use the bathroom, 5 minutes ago, my house is small so it's rare for someone to get lost but then again its Brittany. I thought my power point was quite exceptional, I was tearing up myself.

Sadly it ended, and what sounds like a shocked gasp came from everyone, I don't know whether they were sad it's over or sad that I'm leaving.

Yes Rachel Berry is leaving for the summer.

I am going on a summer vacation to my Aunt Tara's house. She's the only one of my parents sisters or brothers to except them for being gay, it's quite sad actually because I never get to see my other less talented relatives.

Right let's get this over and done with. I quickly jump up from my seat between Quinn and Finn, and switch off the television.

I turn expecting most of my fellow glee clubbers to give me a sad fare well. But my expectations were shattered by the hoot coming from puck.

Brittany fell asleep covered by my little mermaid blanket, which I don't know where she found it. Oh crap she went through my kicker drawer. Santana was fiddling with her hair and causally looking at Brittany. Quinn stared wide-eyed at the screen, which was surprising. I thought she would have killed me for using a picture of her when she was pregnant.

Lauren was helping herself to snacks in my kitchen, and Tina and Mike were reading my dads Asian cooking books. And by the way were the hell is Artie and Sam. It's not like Artie can walk. Oh wait I'm being offense. Right Rachel just stay calm and face the crowd.

"Well what do you think?" I said, a little too fast.

"I don't know, I zoned out when you started to name the different types of ways we could contact you." Hollered Quinn.

Well that's hurtful, I thought Quinn liked it, considering that she watched the whole thing and didn't walk out.

"it was so amazing, it was better than when me and Kurt went to dinner" Brittany whispered, catching everyone's attention.

"What it was my dream" she explained.

Well that made sense.

"Rachel, I'm going to cut you," yelled Santana, jumping out of her seat. "How dare you point out several times I'm Latina. It's like pointing out that Brittany's dumb."

Brittany jumped out of her seat and threw my little mermaid blanket across the room, hitting Mike and Tina.

"I'm dumb. You said I looked hot, when we made out," she shouted.

Everyone once again diverted their attention towards Brittany.

"Enough!" I said, stepping close to them, weird how Brittany moved away.

"I made this insightful presentation to show you what you'll be missing" I said.

Mercedes had enough and also jumped out her seat.

"Listen Barbra, we only came here because we all thought you were throwing a party like last time," she said. "But, instead we had to sit through a boring, dull and definitely not insightful presentation."

Oh my god. How dare she insult me. Rachel keep it to gather, don't show them how weak you are. Dammit I just called myself weak.

"If that's what you all came for...LEAVE" I screamed, pointing my finger towards the door.

Brittany thought I was pointing towards Mike and Tina.

"Rachel, just because there Asian doesn't mean you have to be racist," said Brittany. "Come on you guys lets go to Penny's play park."

All of them offensively stood up and glared at me, and left. Santana slamming the door nearly taking it off. I sorrowfully sat on the sofa; I can't believe then just did that.

"Have a nice summer Rachel" said a heard a familiar voice. I turned around and no other than Quinn Fabray was standing right in front of me.

"Excuse me, is that you trying to be funny," I said. "I think you should leave, I haven't started packing and I have loads of clothes."

General POV

Quinn wanted to say how much she adored Rachel's PowerPoint. But she knew Rachel would only shoot her down.

"Well as I said, have a nice vacation" Quinn said, heading towards the door.

Now sitting all alone, Rachel felt sad.

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