Ways to make Neji Kill you
Note - on some of them Neji might not just kill you you might lose your dignity as well.
1)When Neji walks into a room bow and shout "All worship the god" Then slap your knee and say " Opps sorry Neji i thought you were Naruto"
2)Start to flirt with Tenten, In front of him.
3)Tell Neji Lee is hitting on Tenten.
4)Steal Lee's spandex and blame it on Neji.
5)Follow him and say " Hey Neji i thought of something, Your a idiot" Then laugh like a idiot, When he asked why say. "Because you not in the main household".
6)Cut his hair and give Tenten the bobble
7)Every time he walks into a room scream "all run destiny boy is going to kill us".
8)Follow him around and ask "what are you doing" when he asks you to leave him alone say "why, What are you doing, Going to have a dance with Lee"Then laugh at him.
9)When there is a school dance ask Tenten to go with you and then say to Neji that she is going with Lee.
10)Follow Neji around and throw confetti at him when he is walking and scream. " HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEJI!!", When he turns around and says that it is not his birthday say. " OH, Anyway HAPPY NOT BIRTHDAY NEJI" And countie throwing the confetti.
11)Ask "Why are you always sulking?".
12)When he is walking by say. " Man Choji is SO much cuter then Neji" To someone then point at Lee and say. " He made me say it"
13)Ask him why he lost to Naruto, Then when he gives you the answer say " Oh so it's because you weak" Then walk off smiling.
14) Follow him around screaming" LEE CAN ALWAYS BEAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!" When he turns around and ask you why you are doing it, tell him you were bored.
15)When he is asleep, plate his hair, Then when he wakes up say. " I always thought you were a girl"
16)Follow him all day shouting " NEJI, NEJI-KUN, NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIII!" When he asked you what you want, Smirking and do a back flip, When he ask you what that was for say. " You made me forget. ( OK soz but i was bored and i thought i should put that in.
17)Go into his room and put Tenten pics every were, When he walks in and stares at the pics walk in and say. "Oi Neji get a bucket your drooling on the floor". Then ran.
18) When he is fighting shout." STOP FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL NEJI!!" Until he looks like he is going to kill you.
19)Get Him drunk then the next morning go into his room and say. " So did you haveFUN with Lee" When he looks like he is going to throw up say. " Opps sorry it was not Lee" Then when he looks OK say. " It was Naruto and he phones early, To say if you want to do it again" Then Laugh like mad. ( Soz Naruto fans and Lee fans but i had to put it in)
20)Make him read this and say" Awwww, That was nice of them" Then lightly punch his arm and say. " You really need some training" When he asked why say. " Oh because Naruto has bigger muscle then you" Then walk away sighing.
Hope you like it and Please R&R
Neji-I didn't
Me-Don't worry Neji, I will give you a hugSmirking
Neji-NO STAY AWAY FROM ME!!Rans away FAST
Me-HAHA well see you next timePoof of smoke and disappears