Mariotehplumber was starting on a rant on Hyrule Warriors complaining about how it's too anime, hentai, basically everything Mariotehplumber would rant about on a good game. He turned on the camera and started the rant. He decided he would upload it on YouTube in the morning, and hoped that this video would be taken seriously as possible, but we all know that will never happen. But what Mariotehplumber did not know that the camera was still on.
Mariotehplumber fell asleep on his cold, cold couch. He had a dream about winning Skype conversations, and trolling one of his haters on YouTube. The dream was disturbed by a noise he heard in the bathroom. "What the fuck is going on?" Mariotehplumber got up and rushed into the hallway. The noise was actually footsteps. Mariotehplumber searched everywhere in the house. He shrugged it off and went back to sleep. About 30 minutes later, he was awakened again by a strange giggling from behind the couch. It sounded familiar, yet hentai...or at least to Mariotehplumber's ears. Could it be? It was Rosalina. Mariotehplumber was very angry about this, and very confused too. "Get the fuck out of my house you goddamn hentai bitch, or I'll call the fucking cops!"
Mariotehplumber tried to run, but Rosalina grabbed his shirt. "W-what are you going to do to me?" asked Mariotehplumber in fear. Rosalina took off Mariotehplumber's pants in front of the camera, but Mariotehplumber still had no clue the camera was on. Rosalina had already taken off her clothes, revealing a big, rock hard penis. Her penis was larger than Mariotehplumber's, in which he blushed comparing her horse-dick to his small, micro-penis. Rosalina inserted the beauty into Mariotehplumber, giving him a great amount of pain, causing him to shriek, only making Rosalina's cock harder. Mariotehplumber's anus began bleeding as Rosalina started to ejaculate. Rosalina then sat on Mariotehplumber's face and began to release a nice load of chilly into his mouth. Mariotehplumber threw up all over his penis. "MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK GROSS!" Rosalina made him suck her cock one last time before she left with a smile, and a stolen virginity.
Mariotehplumber uploaded the video to YouTube. A half-hour later, he received 1M views on his new rant...or what he though was a rant. He watched the video and saw the footage of Rosalina. He tried to delete the video, but it wouldn't let him.