Kefka woke with a start as he heard a rap on a wooden door. 'Wait a moment...how did i get here? Last i remember was that girl and her little friends where fighting me...' he thought before another sharp rap and a shrill voice "Freak! Get up, our precious Diddikins needs his breakfast." Kefka thinks 'Can her voice get and more annoying...who was she anyways.' before a rush of memories comes to him. 'So...i died huh? This is either the after-life, or i've been reincarnated...i'm guessing the latter because without a doubt it'd of been worse on me if it was the realm of the dead.' he thinks before getting ready and leaves the cupboard under the stairs. He walks to the kitchen where his uncle looks over at him with a distrustful gaze before grunting, "Comb your hair, and bring me my coffee, girl." Kefka nods and replies, "Of course uncle." He gets started on making breakfast, thinking 'It's better to lay low for now, not give myself away...and why did he call me girl? Did he mistake me for that traitor Celes, or that girl i had under my control...no matter, i wonder if i still have my magic...i'll have to check later' he hums as he cooks, glad he retained the skills of the poor kid who's life he took over, when he hears a metallic thunk and soft thump elsewhere in the house, "Girl, get the mail." his uncle mutters. Kefka nods and goes to the front door where there is a small pile of letters. Picking them up and leafing through them he notices one in thick parchment like paper with the words in green ink
"Ms. H. Potter
Cupboard under the stairs
Number 4 Privet Drive
Little Whinging
Surrey"
He stares at it for a moment before sliding it into the cupboard he was sleeping in, before going back to the kitchen and giving the rest of the mail to his uncle while his aunt was giving him a mistrustful glare, like she knew what he did. He finishes making breakfast and eats his meagre share before going back to his cupboard and opening the letter to read. "Dear Miss Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been welcomed to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry" 'Witchcraft and Wizardry? What the hell?'
This is just a little plot-bunny for my challenge "As long as there is hatred" on the DZ2 forums. I decided to write about Kefka from Final Fantasy 6 reincarnating as Fem!Harry.