first things first : disclaimer : all the characters bellow belong to their respective owner!
i hope you enjoy this one just some short snapshots of asami/takaba awsomeness
please review and if possible tip me with some other plots hopefully i can come up with something funny!
"ahhh... where are my keys? damn it! did you see my keys?"
"..."
"ASAMIII! stop reading the news paper and answer me when i talk to you, for fuck sake"
"what?"
"WHAT! is that all you can come up? its a matter of life and death here!"
"you're pregnant?"
"..."
"so?"
"what kind of question is that? are you sick?"
"no, why? i look sick?"
"AHHHHHHH! bastard i'm going to kill you! i'm running out of time here and you're joking around!"
"time? you're dying?"
"..."
"you want me to call you a doctor?"
"what for?"
"aren't you sick?"
"..."
"..."
"Asami did you see my keys?"
"nope, where did you put them yesterday?"
"with my other things"
"obviously! and where did you put your other things?"
"..."
"okay! did you look on the fridge?"
"why would i put my keys in the fridge of all places?"
"..."
"no fucking way! it happened to you?"
"mushi-mushi, kirishima come upstairs, we have a bit of a situation here."
"what situation?"
"looking for your keys?"
"..."
"good morning asami-sama, how can i help you"
"kirishima-san i lost my keys!"
"indeed he did"
"what's that suppose to mean?"
"hmm, takaba-san, where did you last see your keys?"
"in my hands"
"indeed"
"SHUT UP ASAMI!"
"takaba-san focus with me please : did you use them to get in the appartement?"
"what appartement?"
"..."
"mushi-mushi, suoh come upstairs, we have a bit of a desperate situation here."
"AAASAAAMMMIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"calm down takaba-san! we will find them! did you check in the fridge?"
"what's with the fucking fridge?"
"you called boss?"
"nope"
"..."
"..."
"ASAMI you bastard!"
"kirishima-san what seems to be the problem?"
"takaba-san lost his keys and we're in the process of looking for them"
"i see, did he look for them in the fridge?"
"i'm not feeling well, i think i'm sick."
"so now you want me to call the doc?"
"..."
"should i take care of it asami-sama?"
"of what?"
"the call to the doctor?"
"what for?"
"..."
"..."
"i found them asami-sama, they were in the fridge after all!"