(A/Ns: I said I wouldn't start any new fanfics, but this doesn't have a set plot, and none of the chapters link. I'll try to update when I can, and I'll stop when I have to. This will be a collection of one-shots, all about 500 words each. They are all just stupid ideas to do with Levi, Oswald, Jack and Lacie that me and my friend came up with. This came from the fact that Oswald is obviously a virgin, and all Levi and Oswald ever do is drink in the manga.

Please review. If you have any requests or idea then I'll write them.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pandora Hearts)

Pregnant

It was like any other day at the Baskerville estate. Levi, Oswald and Lacie were all sitting inside the tower, where Lacie normally lived.

Levi, who was currently leaning against window sill, was twirling a strand of hair around between his middle and forefinger. Oswald was sitting on the desk across the room, his head faced downwards as he focused on Glen's paperwork. On the sofa in the middle of the room, Lacie was laying against the left side of the sofa, a hand resting over the slight bump on her stomach as she read through one of the books that Levi had written.

After a few more minutes, Levi furrowed his eyebrows, pulling the clip from the back of his hair and letting it down. He frowned, "Oswald."

Hearing his name, Oswald sat up and rolled his eyes, turning around to face his master, "Yes, Glen-sama?"

"I need you to redo my hair," Levi demanded.

Knowing he couldn't refuse, Oswald stood up and sighed, muttering to himself, "I need another drink…"

"Get me one too!" Levi called after him.

"No. You've already had enough," Oswald scolded.

Levi pouted, "So have you."

"No I haven't," he responded, "You're practically an alcoholic."

"You're my valet," Levi changed the topic, "It's your job to get me drinks."

"It's also a valet's job to correct his master's behaviour," Oswald added, walking over to where Levi was to begin working on his hair, "So no more alcohol, or otherwise you'll be whining about a hangover tomorrow morning."

Before Levi could retaliate, Lacie interjected, "Guys, shut up. I'm busy being pregnant."

At the revelation, Oswald froze completely, "Wait… you're pregnant?!"

"Oh, did I not tell you?" Lacie giggled, and then turned to face Levi, "I presume you figured it out?"

Levi smirked, "It's what I was aiming for."

Oswald screwed his face up in disgust, "Wait… you guys… huh?!"

"It was an experiment," reasoned Levi, "And an enjoyable one, at that."

"Hang on… what?!" Oswald exclaimed, glaring at his master, "You had sex with my sister?"

"Oh Oswald, just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you have to act so astonished at this."

"I'm… nhn…" Oswald began blushing, turning away as he started repositioning the strands of Levi's hair.

"Oh, and also," Levi grinned at Lacie, "I was wearing the same thing…"

Oswald dropped the hair he was holding that second, his face showing no expression as he walked straight out of the room and headed straight for the kitchen.

The second he was in the kitchen, he went straight to the alcohol tray, pouring a glass of whichever spirit he could grab and downing it in one.

After a few more glasses, Oswald sighed, pressing down on his head and staring at the empty bottle, "… Maybe Levi was right about the alcohol problem thing…"