Ness waited a whole year for this grand moment. He was going to receive a delicious helping of spaghetti from Luigi's kitchen. This was the kind of thing you savour for a lifetime, and Ness's current mindset was undeniably filled to the brim with blissful anticipation.
He needed to pass the time though. Fortunately, he knew just what to do.
The young psychic lad removed his left shoe, followed by the left sock. He flexed his enormous Earthbound toes for all to see. Some people in the room turned away because the sight irked them so.
"Okay!" said Ness happily. He plopped down onto his rear and studied the scene of his bare foot. He looked like Corrin, but saucier.
His toes emitted a foul stench that filled the room. Everyone was coughing after taking the odor all in a single whiff. The occupants all ran outside to gasp for clean, breathable air.
Meanwhile, Ness was still busy studying his foot. It looked amazing to him and he felt like he was falling in love with the digits of hope, grace, and truth.
Ness then bent his toes. He wiggled them forward and back, admiring the nails for their superior craftmanship. His last pedicure was a bright one indeed.
He then twisted the toes so that they all rotated 180 degrees. He was now staring at the bottoms of the five phalanges. He waved to them, eager to see what they would do next.
The toes grew faces that all looked just like Ness. They had the same eyes, mouth, nose, and cheeks. Their five chubby faces looked deep into Ness's countenance and grinned with glee. Ness smiled back at his new friends.
The five toes all bent downwards, bowing their tips to Ness. "Okay!" they said in unison.
Ness bowed back. "Okay!" he replied.
Ness and his toes stared at each other for another ten minutes until Luigi came by with the spaghetti platter. Ness was so happy to have received this gift and shoved his toes into the meal so they could feast alongside him.
Today was a beautiful day indeed.
THE END