Chapter 1 - Wakko's Dream

Disclaimer; Animaniacs and all characters participating in this piece of fanfiction are Owned by Warner Bros, Tom Ruegger, and Steven Spielberg. All Celebrity names used in this fanfic are used without permission but then again, so were a lot of the names on the actual show.

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The Animaniacs theme song began to play to start the show.

It's time for Animaniacs

And were zany to the max

So just sit back and relax,

You'll laugh til' you collapse

We're Animaniacs

Come join the Warner bros,

And the Warner sister Dot!

Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot!

they lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught,

But we break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs,

Dot is cute, and Yakko Yacks!

Wakko packs away the snacks, While Bill Clinton plays the Sax

We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky & and the Brain who want to rule the Universe

Goodfeathers flock together, Slappy whacks em with her purse

Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings her verse

The writers flipped, we have no script

Why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs!

We have pay-or-play contracts

we're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks

we're animaney, Totally insaney!

"Lucas McCainey!" Sang Dot

Animaniacs! Those are the facts!"

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The cold December morning kept the warner siblings asleep in the tower. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot were all in a deep sleep, all dreaming of various things. Yakko was dreaming of being with Hello Nurse. Dot was dreaming about Brad Pitt, But Wakko's dream was entirely different. He was sitting in a room with a quiz that Miss Flamiel had given him.

"So Wakko, can you tell me what the true meaning of Christmas is?" Asked Miss Flamiel

"Uh, I'm not sure." Said Wakko

"That's ok, it's alright not to know." Said Miss Flamiel

"How do I learn the answer?" Asked Wakko

Miss Flamiel stood up and walked over to Wakko and put her arm on Wakko's shoulder.

"Ok, Wakko, let's say you're at a playground and there's a Teeter totter. If you put an anvil on one end, the other end will be up in the air. But you want the ends to be even. So you'd have to get another anvil to put at the one end up in the air. Even if you have to lift the anvil over your head, which is very hard." Said Miss Flamiel.

"I'm confused." said Wakko

Then randomly, Miss Flamiel walked back to her desk and started banging on some drums.

Then Wakko awoke to the sounds of banging on the door.

"Vake up Varners! It's time to get up now!" Said the Voice. Obviously it was Dr. Scratchnsniff.

"I'm coming, i'm coming." Said Wakko, dragging himself out of bed. He opened up the door to greet the P-sychiatrist.

"How are Ve today, Vakko?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff

"I'm still tired." Said Wakko

"Vell, zhat's ok, you got a good night's sleep!" Said Scratchnsniff. About this time, Yakko and Dot were getting up.

"Morning Scratchy." Said Yakko

"Morning Yakko, Today ve have a trip to Ze mall for some Supplies." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff

"Ah, do we have to?" asked Yakko

Then Dot sat up from her sleep.

"Morning." Said Dot

"Ve are going to pick up some supplies and food, including stuff for Ze Christmas decorations out in ze lot." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff

"I don't wanna." Said Wakko

"Ve're going to get McDonalds breakfast." said Dr. Scratchnsniff

The Warners perked up.

"Lemme get my pants!" Said Yakko

"Lemme brush my teeth!" Said Wakko

"Sausage McMuffin! yay!" Said Dot

Within 5 minutes, Dr. Scratchnsniff's car was on the road, driving into town with the Warners in the backseat, eating McDonalds Breakfast.

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