In the mood for something stupid? Then you've come to the right place
Lee's story
The atmosphere in the bar was one of peace. Laughter among friends, the sounds of the night's football game, and the smell of smoke and buffalo wings were among the many observable things in the room that night.
Through the oak front doors came a young man, no older than 16 years old, and considerably under the legal drinking age. He was drenched from the rain outside, and he took a second to dry his shoes off before proceeding further into the bar.
He looked around for a second before spotting a pretty barmaid, and he approached her with an air of confidence.
"I heard this bar serves to minors. Is that true?" he asked, grinning.
"Yes. But its going to cost you an extra two dollars a drink" she replied, brushing the brunette hair out of her face to reveal a pair of brilliant green eyes.
"Oh come on..." the young man said, searching for some sign of identification. "Yumi"
"Sorry, thats the policy. Take it or leave it" she said, turning to serve another customer a drink.
The boy sighed before taking a $20 out of his wallet. Immediately Yumi took the bill from him and served him his first drink of the night.
"Whats your name, sweety?" She asked, propping her elbow on the wooden bar.
"Rock Lee" he replied, gratefully taking a large gulp of his beverage.
"Rock Lee, huh? Why is a young guy like you already drinking?" she inquired, her face truly curious.
Rock Lee set his glass down and answered with hesitancy.
"It's this girl..."
"Oh? What about her?"
Lee took another drink before continuing.
"I asked her out on a date today. And I got rejected for the FOURTH time" He said bitterly.
"Trouble of the heart, eh? I've had my share of those"
Lee didn't say anything else, instead he finished his drink and let out a satisfied belch.
"Goodness honey, do you need another already?" She asked, fetching a glass and pouring him some more alcohol.
"I just don't get it" Lee said, after pounding down the second drink.
"Whats not to like about me?" he demanded, swaying dangerously in his stool.
"Erm-" Yumi said.
"Oh, the eyebrows? THE BOWLCUT? MY WEIRD EYES?"
"Calm down" She said, attemtping to comfort him by patting his shoulder.
"I don't understand! Why do all girls like assholes?" Lee asked, sloshing his third drink across the counter.
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, girls should like me!" Lee shouted, knocking over a bowl of peanuts and standing up. His face had turned red with the alcohol.
"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME SAKURA?!"
"Not again..." Yumi sighed, heading for the phone.
Lee smashed his fist into a tv before letting out a startled cry at the blood that flowed from his wounded hand.
"Guy sensei! The power of youth does NOT CONQUER ALL! THE POWER OF YOUTH DOES NOT CONQUER ALL!" he cried in disbelief.
Lee put up quite a struggle as he was escorted from the bar by two ANBU officers.
All in all, the destruction from his visit amounted to $1,300 dollars.
Yay! My friend is writing the next part for Sasuke. Please tell us who else you would like to visit the bar.