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Chapter 1 - He's Alive?
Somewhere in the Vastness of Space - Legion of Doom Headquarters
Lex Luthor grins with satisfaction, as he watches his former lover Tala get strapped into the restraints connected to a large machine with a see through canister. Tala is just regaining consciousness, after her defeat alongside with Gorilla Grodd's forces. "Ooooh, my head...Lex? Lex, baby~! I know, I've been a bad girl...I'm sick...I know, but Lex...everything I did was for us, baby!" Tala shouts down to a smirking Lex, while trying to free herself from the restraints.
"Tala, please. Have some self-respect for yourself. In truth, our time together has opened up brand new possibilities that I never even imagined," Tala looks down at Lex with hopeful eyes, until she hears Toyman rhyming at a console to the right of her location. "~Tala's back, but soon to be replaced with Brainiac.~" Tala stares down at Lex with a look of terror. "Lex?!"
Lex stares back into Tala's eyes showing no emotion in his own. "In fact, I can't do this without you." Lex points over at Toyman. "Start the process!"
"No, Lex...please!" Tala screams, but suddenly goes quiet. Lex looks up, and sees that Tala looks frozen. Lex turns angrily over to Toyman. "Didn't you hear me! Start the process!"
"He cannot hear you, Luthor. I have halted time to give you a warning: Stop what you are attempting, or it will mean the destruction of the Universe." Lex glances up, and sees a man in a blue, and white costume sitting in a floating high tech chair with his chin resting under his hands.
"You! Who are you?!" Lex demands with an angry expression. "I am Metron, and I again implore you to cease this madness before it is too late."
"Listen...Metron, is it? If you want my power, make you're move now, if not...then get out of my way! I'm going to be a God again!" Lex smirks up at Metron, but moves back slightly when the hover chair moves towards him. Metron stares at Lex, as if he were a bug. "You don't know what a God is...you..." Metron stops suddenly, and looks with contemplation over at the machine that Tala is strapped to. "This...is surprising." Metron smiles slightly, and Lex is puzzled by Metron's sudden change in mood. "What...what is it?!" Lex calls out to Metron in a demanding tone.
Metron floats further away from Lex, and looks down at him with a cool expression. "It is nothing that should concern you, Luthor. I was mistaken in my earlier warning. Enjoy your Godhood." Metron states, before disappearing in a flash of bright light. Lex sees that time has re-started, and Toyman has pulled the switch to activate the positronic event chamber. "Lex! *AAAGGGHHHH!*" Tala screamed, and the rest of Luthor's group had to shield their eyes from the intense light emitted inside the chamber.
Lex smiles wide, and has a look of excitement in his eyes. "Gentlemen, meet your new lord, and master!" The light begins to die down, and a shadow can be seen within. Lex, and his group of villain's eyes go wide. "Who in the hell is that?!" Killer Frost exclaimed, and scratched the back of her head in confusion.
Walking calmly out of the chamber was a man sporting a yellow costume, with a white cape. He has metal shoulder pads with circular buttons on it, with matching metal gloves, and boots. His face is unremarkable, and his head is completely bald. He's holding what looks like his groceries in a plastic bag in his right hand. Lex is twitching in anger, and runs a gloved hand over his face to calm himself down.
"Hello? Dr. Stench? Genos?" The man looked around with an uninterested look, and then down at his groceries. "Does this place have a fridge? I don't want my fruits, and vegetables going bad." He then scratched his smooth head. "Dr. Stench should really label those buttons...why do I have metal shoulder pads?" The man studied them, and the gloves, and new boots he now had.
"You! How dare you! Give me Brainiac! He's mine! Give him back to me!" Lex began to punch the man, but he didn't even look phased in the least by Lex's efforts to hurt him. The man turned his head to look at Killer Frost. "Do you have an idea what this guy is going on about?" The man turned his head back to Luthor, and gave Lex a deadpan stare. "You're starting to annoy me, old guy."
"Lex wanted to bring back an artificial life form called Brainiac, so he could merge with it, and I guess you mucked up his plan big time by merging with him instead." Killer Frost said with a bored look, but laughed when a vein started to throb in the bald man's forehead.
"Tired of being patient here." The man said, before punching Lex in the jaw sending him flying into a large computer panel, and the steel walls behind it. The group of villains stared at the large hole left by Lex, and back to the mystery man who punched him.
The man cleared his throat. "Let's try this again. My name is Saitama, and I'm a Class B hero from the Hero's Association. Can someone tell me where I am? Also, do these shoulder pads come off?" Saitama tried prying them off, but they were stuck there it seemed. Saitama looked up, and saw Tala hanging there lifeless. "What happened to her?" Saitama punched the event chamber, and caused it to explode, and freed Tala who Saitama caught with one hand.
"She's dead as a doornail. Explain." Saitama turned his head, and a shadow fell over his face with only the whites of his eyes visible. Every villain instinctively took a step back for a reason they didn't fully understand. "W...well, Lex put her in that thing to power the machine to bring back Brainiac, and you showed up." Atomic Skull answered Saitama's question, and the oppressive aura let up a little. "I see." Saitama said, and put Tala down and closed her eyes with his hand.
The villains were busy staring at each other, and waiting for someone to take charge of the situation. With Lex out of the picture, they were like a ship adrift without a captain.
"I still have to find a fridge, anybody want to help me out here?" Heatwave whistled, and pushed Killer Frost to the front of the group. Killer Frost gave a cold glare at Heatwave, and whispered to him. "I'll remember this. Watch your back." Heatwave gulped, and Frost waved her hand for Saitama to follow her. "Come on, Cue-ball! This way!" Saitama appeared in front of her suddenly, and started shaking in rage. "Saitama, Frost-san...its Saitama."
"*Ppppfffftt!* Whatever." Killer Frost passed Saitama, and lead him through the Legion of Doom Headquarters. On the way, they passed by the big ice mountain with Grodd's frozen allies within.
Saitama stared at the back of Killer Frost's head, and then back to the ice mountain. "Your work, Frost-san?"
Killer Frost smiled sinisterly at Saitama, and turned around to admire her handiwork. "Yep. I've made prettier people into ice sculptures, but never a pile of villains at one time." Saitama smiled back at Frost, and stood next to the ice mountain and punched it. The mountain shattered into a hundred pieces, with the dead bodies of the villains hitting the floor. Killer Frost scowled, and Saitama grinned back at her. "That's cool, but what if something like that happens?" Saitama began to walk past her, when he heard raspy breathing coming from the dead super-villains. Killer Frost blinked, and Saitama was standing next to a large orange skinned woman wearing a purple swimsuit. "Wait...how did you..." Frost shook her head. "Never mind. What are you doing over there?" Saitama pointed at the large woman lying on the floor. "This one is still alive. Do you know CPR?"
"What?! No way! I am not pressing my lips on Rampage's!" Saitama was next to her in a spit second. "So you do know it! Time to get to work!" Saitama grabbed Killer Frost's head, and was back over to Rampage's location in a split second. "It's time to give the breath of life, Frost-san!" Saitama began to lower Killer Frost's face toward Rampage. Frost began to panic the closer she came to Rampage's lips. "No, No-no-no-no-NO-NO-NOOO!" Killer Frost coated her body in a thin sheet of slippery ice, and this loosened Saitama's grip on her head, and caused him to fall forward...and lip-locking with a now awake Rampage.
Saitama's face, and head turned a pale shade of green. Especially when he saw a blush appear on her cheeks. She/he looked too much like Pri-Pri-Prisoner for Saitama's liking, and this had him running to the nearest waste disposal bin to throw up his morning breakfast. Meanwhile, Killer Frost was laughing her ass off, and rolling around on the floor clutching her stomach in pain from laughter.
Rampage was slowly getting to her feet, and gave Frost a death glare. "I won't forgive you for putting me in the deep freeze, Louise!" Frost stopped laughing, and sat up for a stare down with Rampage. "Don't call me by my real name! You know I hate that!" Rampage grinned in satisfaction seeing a scowl on her former friend's face. She then turned her attention to Saitama who just finished emptying out his stomach's contents.
"Hey, Louise! Who's the little stud-muffin who kissed me?" Rampage started straightening out her swimsuit, and fixed her hair into its normal mo-hawk. Saitama's head lifted out of the bin, and started turning a shade of green again. Frost grinned over at him evilly, "That's Saitama. He saw you in the ice, and told me how hot you looked. Then something about marriage, and babies I think." Saitama's eyes went wide as dinner plates. "You're the worst!" Saitama pointed over at Frost with a shaky finger, and then turned his head to stare in horror at the approaching Rampage.
Frost was surprised when Saitama changed expressions, and held his gloved hand to his chin in thought. "I know I'm forgetting something." Saitama then snapped his fingers, and smiled. "Now I remember! Frost-san where is this place located?"
"We're in deep space, why?" Frost didn't understand why he was asking this now of all times.
"And...who is currently piloting this fortress?" Frost, and Rampage were looking at each other in realization. Killer Frost is the first to voice her thoughts. "Oh, God! Toyman's got the stick! We'll end up inside a black hole or something! The only other person who could pilot this thing is...Lex!" Suddenly, Killer Frost was very interested in Lex's health after that punch from Saitama.
Killer Frost was running back to the control room at lightning speeds. Saitama watched her go, and frowned slightly. "Great. Now who is going to help me find a fridge for all my food?" A shadow looms over Saitama's head, and he pales at the sight of a smiling Rampage. "Oh, hello there. I was just saying what an easy time that I'll have finding it. No reason for you to stay. I'm sure you're busy with other stuff. It was nice meeting you." Saitama turned around quickly, and felt a large hand on his metal shoulder-pad. "Where are you going, Stud? The fridge is this way." Saitama looked up at the sign above their heads that said 'Living Quarters', and disappeared from Rampage's sight.
"You can run, but you can't hide for long, little man!" Rampage said with a giggle.
On The Opposite Side of the Legion of Doom Headquarters
Saitama walked through the different areas, and got curious stares from some of the villains who passed him. Saitama stopped suddenly when he passed a porthole showing outside the headquarters. Something caught his eye floating out in the vacuum of space. It was a large dead Gorilla caught in the magnetic field generated from the hull of the space faring headquarters.
"Hmm. A monkey." Saitama subconsciously fished out a banana from his bag, and began peeling and eating it as he watched Grodd floating there. "*Mmm.* It's too bad you're out there big fella. I would've given you one." Saitama started walking again, and thinking about going back home. "Genos will start worrying when he sees that I disappeared from Dr. Stench's lab. I wonder if Frost-san revived the old guy to get this place back to Earth. I didn't punch him that hard." Saitama shrugs his shoulders, and runs at top speed back to the control room.
Saitama watches Frost, and who she called Toyman fighting for the controls, and some alien with a yellow ring slapping the old guy in the face repeatedly.
"Let go you little troll! I wouldn't trust you to drive an Ice Cream truck let alone this crate!" Toyman had to use both of his hands to pull the controls away from Frost. "No! Let go! Luthor said that I could play with these controls!" Frost rolled her eyes at Toyman. "There is so much wrong with that sentence, I don't know where to begin!"
"Wake up, Luthor! Wake up, blast it! These cretins are going to get us all killed! Wake your Brainiac-loving ass up!" Sinestro was still backhanding Luthor across the face, and it looked to Saitama that he'd be out for hours. Saitama chuckled lightly at the scene, and this caused all the villains in the room to stare blankly at him. "Hey, guys. The old man is still out?" They continued to stare at Saitama until a white flash caught their attention, and a blonde haired man in a white costume with golden metal on his boots materialized in front of them.
"Whoa, how did you do that? Cool." Saitama smiled at the newcomer, and the blonde haired man smiled back. "Thanks. My name is Lightray from New Genesis. I saw your ship adrift, and thought you could use some assistance." Lightray held out his hand, and Saitama gave him a firm handshake. "Do we ever. Frost-san has been trying to get Toyboy..." Saitama heard a grumbling voice saying 'Its Toyman'...like I was saying, Toyboy didn't want to let go of the stick...aaaannnd here we are." Lightray looks confused, before he receives a point blank blast from Sinestro's ring from behind. Lightray falls with a loud thud on the control room floor, and Saitama looks down at his extended hand, and then at Sinestro. "Why did you do that...he said he wanted to help." Saitama clenched his fist, and Sinestro could see his own death reflected in Saitama's eyes.
"It...it doesn't matter. If he's from New Genesis, then he must have a Mother Box! Search him!" Sinestro orders Atomic Skull, and he begins searching the unconscious Lightray. "Here it is! I Got it!" Skull held up a small metallic box with buttons on the front. "Good, now gather everyone here so we can get back to Earth!" Toyman held up Luthor's head from the floor. "What about Luthor?"
Sinestro scoffed, and pointed at Luthor's prone body. "That lunatic had us putting all of our resources into finding Brainiac, and look where that got us! If he loves machines so much, then he can rot on this tub for eternity for all I care!" Sinestro grabs the Mother Box from Atomic Skull, and activates it. A loud boom is heard, and a circular portal opens up in front of the group.
"Who here is with me?!" All the villians start nodding to Sinestro, and Saitama raises his metal glove. "Yes?" Sinestro asked with a groan. "Can we make a pit stop? I forgot to get some Hijiki." Saitama said to Sinestro as he looked in his grocery bag. Sinestro sneers at Saitama, but doesn't say a word, and walks into the portal. "Poor crazy old guy. He needs to get over his robo-fetish. I better toss him in so he can get some professional help." Saitama grabbed Luthor by his shirt, and tossed him head first into the portal. All the other villains entered as well, with Frost attempting to smack Saitama on the back of the head, but pitched forward as there was no one there.
Saitama smiled, and waved at Frost before feeling a slap on his butt. Saitama then feels himself lifted under someone's arm, and pales when it's Pri-Pri-Pris...no...Rampage.
"I can walk, and I'm not interested. At all. Not even the slightest. In fact, you scare me like nothing has before." Saitama shuddered when she tightened her hold on him. "You're the shy type. I love the shy types." Saitama looked for something...anything to save himself with. Then, he spotted his target. Rampage blinks in surprise when she notices that he stopped struggling, and looks down to see an unconscious Toyman under her arm. "Bye, Rampage-san! We will never meet again!" Saitama laughs out in joy, and then disappears into the portal. Rampage snaps her fingers, and tsk'ed with a slight frown as she was the last one to enter the portal. "Almost got him!"
Chapter 1 Complete! Thanks for reading! Let me know what you thought of the chapter, and I'll see you in Chapter 2 of One Punch of Doom! :D