Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto. This is the ONLY TIME I SHALL SAY IT.

Omniscience, Omnipotence, Omnipresence

The Scroll of Seals holds many secrets. Dangerous secrets, such as techniques that are potentially harmful to the user. This is why Mizuki wanted it. To prove to his master that he was indeed powerful. However, there was one problem to his plans: the Kyuubi. That little bastard stood in front of him, holding his scroll. His eyes narrowed at the boy with sun kissed hair. He needed power. He wanted it. He would do anything to get it. "You demon! I'll do a favor for the village by killing you!" The blonde's eyes widened and so did Iruka's. The large shuriken sailed out of the traitor's hands at the boy who closed his eyes waiting to die. But the pain never came. The boy opened his eyes to see the shuriken stopped in midair. Then a single booming voice came from every direction at once. "This is NOT how you were supposed to die."

In front of a very confused Naruto stood a man, about 6' 5". He had dark red spiky hair, like blood, with fiery red tips. His face was in a scowl, apparently directed at Naruto. He wore a white cloak that had strange markings on it, along with the Kanji for sword written on it. Under the cloak he seemed to be concealing a katana. He wore an all black shirt along with ANBU style arm and leg guards. He wore dark red pants with slightly brighter flame style markings on them. He wore typical black shinobi sandals. "You absolute IDIOT!! Why didn't you dodge!? It's simple: dodging equals not getting killed! Are you suicidal!?" Naruto could do nothing but stare at the man in fear. "Calm down, Ken. The boy was simply frightened." Naruto looked towards the voice. It appeared to be the same man, only with blue hair and icy blue tips in his hair. He had a kind expression on his face as he looked at Naruto. His sandals were an icy blue. Oddly, he held a pen in his hands. "Silence, Ori! Primus will not be pleased if the boy dies this early. We were ordered by him specifically to watch over this boy!"

Naruto looked confusedly between the two's exchange. It was as if they had completely forgotten about him. "There is no reason to be so extreme, Ken. We are his guardians, not his parents." Naruto liked the blue haired one; he was level headed and nice to him. The red haired one was the complete opposite, however. "Enough, Ori. We must get back to the task at hand: Mizuki." Ori glanced over at the time-frozen chunin. "I honestly think Naruto-kun can handle him. Do you have no faith in him, Ken?" Ken glared daggers at the calm, smiling, blue-haired man. "Of course I do, you fool. I just haven't fought in a long time. I want to make this man bleed for almost killing the boy." Ori shook his head at the violent man in front of him. "Must you be so violent, Ken? Honestly, long time? You fought me two days ago. I won, humiliating you. Remember that, Ken?" Ken glared even harder at him, and Naruto could have sworn he saw fire in his eyes. "Of course I remember, teme…I just want a fight I'm guaranteed to win." Ori smiled at Naruto. "He seems to be alright. Now, Naruto, we will talk to you after you win the fight." Naruto simply nodded dumbly at him, not knowing what to say. He wanted to ask, "Are you gods?" or, "Who is Primus?" But reserved it for later. He felt a bright flash of light and the two men were gone, and he noticed he was moved slightly to the right, making the fuuma shuriken imbed itself in the tree, completely missing him.

Mizuki looked at the boy with fear evident on his face. How did the boy move so fast? No matter. He was an experienced chunin and he was a genin. There was no way the brat could win, right? Naruto stood up, all while Iruka screamed at him to run. Naruto took no heed to the warnings his sensei told him. He simply put his hands in the cross shape and called out, "Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" With a loud pop, about 300 Naruto clones came into existence. Mizuki's eyes widened in horror. Mizuki's screams echoed into the night, horrifying many who heard it.

Standing over Mizuki's heavily injured frame was Naruto. It looked like Iruka was about to say something, but he didn't have time, as time came to a stop once again. "I told you he could do it. Oh look! Something else I beat you at." "Shut it, worm." Naruto then saw the two men standing right in front of him. Ori had a happy smile on his face and Ken was glaring daggers at Ori, angry that he lost, again, to Ori. "So, Naruto-kun, from the confused look you are giving us, it seems you want to ask a few questions." Naruto opened his mouth, but Ken drew his sword and pointed it at him. "One at a time or you get hurt." Naruto gulped and said, "Are you gods?" They looked at each other. Ori humbly replied, "No. We are not gods, Naruto-kun." "We're god killers, more like!" Ori sadly frowned at him. "Ken, just because we can easily kill any god doesn't mean we are god killers." Naruto's eyes widened in shock and confusion. "You see, we are sub-authors. We are authors in training, training under the great author, Primus-sama." Two more questions immediately popped into Naruto's head. As if sensing this, Ori spoke kindly, "Take all the time you need, Naruto-kun. We have all the time in the world." "Just hurry the hell up." "Language, Ken." "Screw you." Shaking his head and sighing, he waved his hand, telling Naruto to continue. "What is an author?" Ken opened his mouth, but Ori beat him to it. "An author is someone who can control the very planes of reality with his powers. If he so wishes, he could crush any god, no matter what. He wouldn't even have to try." "That is why there is the sub author program for those who wish to be authors, such as us. It's to make sure no evil, crazy, or insane people become an author, but every so often, someone slips through." "Cough." Ken sent a withering glare towards Ori, who simply stood in place, whistling. "Who is Primus?" Ken was again beaten to the punch by Ori. "Primus-sama is an author that just became an author, but is as powerful as the rest, and he shows great promise. In truth, the sub author program doesn't assign us. We joined up because he was kind, and he had a good personality." A pause rang throughout the forest. "I have a request. Can you take me to see Primus himself?" The two sub authors warily glanced at each other. "I don't know…he's very busy, you know." "Aw, come on, he just wants to see our boss. There's no harm in that." Ori sighed while scratching his head. "Ok, I'm sure there's no harm in it.

A flash of light, and they were there. Naruto was shocked to see all of them in the sky. Yet they weren't falling. "What brings you here?" They all turned to see a man about 6' 2" with brown hair. He was sitting at a desk with a strange, rectangular object in front of him. It seemed to produce a glowing effect in the front. He was moving his fingers across the inside of the object, every so often clicking on the top right area of the object. He was wearing a shirt that said "Death Note" on it, along with dark blue jeans. His shoes were odd, as there were no sandals on his feet, but shoes that covered his feet, and they weren't boots. "Sorry to disturb you, Primus-sama, but Naruto-kun wishes to see you." He looked up from the object. "Hello, Naruto. You wanted to see me about something?" When he looked up, Naruto was shocked to see only a blank face where his face should have been. He mustered up his courage for one final request. "I would like to become a sub author, Primus-sama." There was silence throughout the room.

Author/Sub Author Notes: Ken: How dare that little punk! Going up and asking the great Primus-sama for his tutelage! He's lucky to be alive!

Primus: Clam down, Ken. He has a good reason. Anyway, I'm sorry to say this, but Naruto: The God of Light is gonna have to go on hiatus. I'm trying to come up with some new ideas for it. Anyway, this is a story I will NOT abandon. It just won't leave my mind until its finished. Any way, read and review. Ja ne.