a/n I do not own Naruto this is a fanfiction I make no profit

So this is new, who would've thought reincarnation is a thing, or that the elemental nations exist in some other dimension. To be honest I can't wrap around my head which is stranger, but this, this takes the cake write above me in big blue words is freaking me out.

Congratulations you have been chosen as the Gamer

Say/think status to find out more

Well I guess I better get started 'status'

Status Window

Name: Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto

Age: 0

Job: The Gamer

Level: 0 (0/100 EXP)

Level: 0

HP: 50

CP: 50

CC: 0%

STR: 0

VIT: 0

DEX: 0

INT: 5

WIS: 5

Luck: ?

AP: 0
PP: 0

Perk:

Uzumaki: because of Uzumaki heritage + 3 VIT & + 5 INT per Lv, + 100 HP and CP per Lv, + 25% additional EXP and effectiveness towards Fuinjutsu and Kenjutsu, -15% EXP & Effectiveness towards Chakra Control, Hot headed: loose cool from taunts 15% easier

Special perk:

Gamer: allows you to live your life like a video game. You've only just got it and working out the basics.

Titles: None

Description: you have just been reborn as Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto congratulations. You will now live the legend instead of Uzumaki Naruto let's see what happens

well, ain't that something, being an Uzumaki is pretty awesome so having past memories of the show and The Gamer ability this is going to being intresting. Fuck I'm going to be an awesome SS-class Ninja, save the world and have a small harem, don't want too many women. Ding!

Main Quest

Objective one: Become an SS-class Ninja like your farther before you.

Objective Two: Save the world

Objective Three: Gain a harem of 3-5 members

Rewards

Objective one: 10,000,000 EXP, 100,000,000 Ryo, Flee on sight order in Bingo Book and fear from all yours and Konha's Enemies.

Objective two: 100,000,000 EXP, Honoured REP with most of the world

Objective three: lots and lots of Sex

FUCK! That is some kind of main quest I wasn't even being serious about the harem but things are looking up from dying from a 15 year old hormonal teen to this, this is going to be so much fun, but so much work, I wonder if I have any skills Ding!

Skills

Gamer's body: have a body that lets you live life like a video game

Gamer's mind: be able to think most things logically and calmly and immune to psychological affects

Okay so this is what most people have at the beginning of fanfictions when they acquire the Gamer ability, Man I'm going to make Naruto so much more badass than he was in Cannon, a whiny pussy. Let's see if I can get any new skills like that observe I may as well try and look around the room and get that observe skill like most fanfictions. Let's start by trying to move my head it can't be that hard. Fuck who knew how hard it was for babies to move, oh wait someone is holding me just look up Ding!

SKILL CREATED: Observe! Lv 1

Allows you to gain basic information such as Name, Age, job, rank and level up to a difference on 100

People to observe till LV2 [0/5]

Name: Sarutobi Biwako

Age: 55

Job: Medic-nin

Rank: Jonin

Level: ?

Level up Observe to see more.

So this is the thirds wife, to be honest she's looking pretty good for fifty five. This is really boring of only been 'alive' for two minutes at most and I'm already bored, I know soon that Obito should be coming in soon, but right now this is a real pain I can't understand what they are talking about I know it is Japanese but I don't understand Japanese.

She walks right pass a fairly tall man but I can't see his face I assume it is my farther and walk right up to my mother lying down resting she talking to me and looks really happy Observe.

Name: Uzumaki Kushina

Age: 24

Job: Hot headed mother and ANBU Captain

Rank: ANBU Captain

Level: ?

I didn't know she was a part of ANBU I know that there are some fanfictions her being a member and having the nickname Red Death I wonder if that's true too. Ah fuck this someone just grabbed me must be the Kid Obito Observe.

Name: Uchiha Obitio

Age: 14

Job: Harbinger of the End

Rank: Chunin

Level: ?

Man he's pretty tall for a fourteen year old and that is some badass Job name I wonder if I'll get a badass job later as well. Why am I so calm someone who is about to rip the Kyuubi no Kitsune out of my mother and destroy a whole bunch of Konohagakure. Probably a mix of knowing what is going to happen and Gamer's Mind but this is the beginning of having a shitty life until I save the entire population of Konoha my life is going to be fun.

What the fuck! I forgot the Obito just throws Naruto up it the air, I know your pretty pissed and all but I'm a baby for Kami sake your sensei one at that too, oh wait it's all good Dad's got this Observe.

Name: Namikaze Minato

Age: 24

Job: New worried Farther and Hokage

Rank: Kage

Level: ?

Yay go Dad I start swinging my arms about and start giggling in happiness my dad looks really happy to see my smiling he looks pretty attractive no wonder he bagged my mom I thought in the anime he didn't look that good looking in it and I didn't understand how he had fangirls in both real life and the anime. Sigh I hope I really do get his looks.

Dad's talking to me now but I have no idea what he is actually saying he's flashed us outside to Konoha's forest after I briefly felt the heat from the explosion but right now I feel really cold being but naked he is doing one of those monologue things before he flashes again this time to our house and tuck me into a bed an starts talking to me again like I can actually understand anything. Damn I'm tired I'm just… just going to sleep now.

Ding! New skill unlocked detect killing intent

Level up detect Killing intent

Level up detect Killing intent

Level up detect Killing intent

Level up detect Killing intent

Level up detect Killing intent

Level up detect Killing intent

Detect killing intent now level seven

DECTECT KILLING INTENT (NEW SKILL)

Can resist killing intent from people up to 70 level higher than yourself

Can detect who is casting killing intent towards yourself up to 100 feet

Level 7 EXP to Level 8 [786/2,781]

I'm still somehow asleep but I can see myself gaining this new skill, huh pretty awesome to be a baby I feel the bed fall down slightly as someone who I can only assume is my mother being placed down next to me as she holds me closely and fresh hot tears fall from her face hitting myself.

Oh shit fuck theirs the Kyuubi fuck it's big huge I guess this is where I become a Jinchuriki and have the village hate me for most of my childhood and teens. My mom seems pretty pissed about what my Dad about to do but he somehow calms her down and starts the sealing of the fox into myself. Shit that is a big claw. Observe.

Name: Kurama

Job: Kyuubi no Kitsune

Rank: King of Bijuu

Level: ?

I see dad give the key to a Toad that I can't remember the name of and starts talking with mom again. Ding!

NEW SKILL LEARNED JAPANESE

LEVEL ONE

CAN UNDERSTAND AND COMPHREAND SOME JAPANESE

"Naruto, Don't be picky about your food eat lots so you can grow big, make friends you don't need a lot of them. Just a few that you can really trust! Everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses, so don't feel down, if you're not good at something. Oh, and don't forget the three shinobi vices: Be especially careful when lending or borrowing money. Don't drink any alcohol until you're twenty. I'm a woman myself, so I don't know much about this, but don't go after a bad one. Find someone just like your Kaa-san! Naruto you will face a lot of pain and suffering in your life. Believe in yourself. I wish I could stay with you longer! I love you. Gomen, Minato, I spoke for too long." My mother is now openly crying and I'm starting to have tears now as well I'm in a brand new world that I don't want to face by myself.

"Naruto, my advice as your father… is everything your chatty Kaa-san just said. Hakke Fuuin…"

Ding!

NEW SPECIAL PERK UNLCOKED JINCHURIKI

YOU ARE NOW THE NEW JINCHURKI OF THE YANG HALF

ADDITIONAL +3 VIT & +5 INT PER LVL, + 250 CP PER LVL, + 25% ADDITIONAL EXP EFFECTIVENESS TOWARS STR SKILLS AND FIGHTING TYPES, - 25 EXP AND EFFECTIVENESS TOWARDS CHAKRA CONTROL, -50% EXP TOWARDS REPUTATION GAIN WITH THOSE WITH NEUTRAL AND LOWER

Ding!

REPUTATION CHANGE

YOUR REPUTATION TO THE GENERAL POPULATION OF CIVILIAN KONOHAKAGURE IS NOW HATED AND DISLIKED BY SOME SHINOBI OF KONOHAKAGURE

Well fuck, I haven't even been introduced as the Jinchuriki or 'hero' that my farther wanted to village to see and I'm already hated by nearly everyone at my home, anyway I know some facts that were never confirmed in the anime well things only really one thing, my parents' home wasn't destroyed and hopefully only The Third knows about so I can move into, I'll probably talk about when I'm a Chunin and I'm planning to graduate early so I can get there sooner and don't have to worry about the old man dying before I get to move in and get a bunch of kick ass techniques that my parents have. It would be awesome if I could learn Flying thunder God and its second step as well as the barrier version I could probably talk to my father's guard squad because they probably know that I am his child.

Intelligence and wisdom as increased by one for thinking things through logically,

Huh that's neat. Now like all powerful Ninja's the most important thing, sleep.

A/n here is somethings about the stats if you want to know

Strength (STR):

The strength attribute determines the person's overall physical power. This attribute affects the amount of damage a person can inflict on another with Taijutsu, kenjutsu, bladed or blunt objects and weapons. It also affects a person's ability to reduce damage when blocking and affects the amount of weight they can lift, or throw.

Vitality (VIT):

The vitality attribute determines the person's overall health. This attribute also affects a person's ability to regain health outside of combat and resist special types of damage from things such as poison, chakra draining, paralysis, burns and more.

1 VIT = 25 HP

1 VIT = .5 REGEN

DEXTERITY (DEX)

The dexterity attribute determine the person's overall movement. This attribute affects a person's accuracy, evasion speed, and ability to land critical strikes on an opponent in close, mid, and long range combat. Dexterity also plays a major role in pick pocketing, stealth, and the ability to handle weapons properly as well as the use of both hands for everyday things as well as dual wielding.

Intelligence (INT):

The Intelligence attribute determines the person's overall ability to think quickly and innovation. This attribute affects the strength of their chakra, how much they have, and how fast they ca recover their chakra out of battle. It also affects the strength of a person's natural affinity, ability on creating variations, and a technique's overall power.

1 INT = 25 CP

1 INT = .5CP REG

Wisdom (WIS):

The wisdom attribute determines the person's common sense, perception, overall control of their chakra. It also affects their ability to learn, memorize retain information, and determines how smart they are. Wisdom also plays an important role in learning certain skills such as Genjutsu and Medical Ninjutsu as well as defending from mental attacks

For every 15 points of WIS the experience points gained increased by a single %.

Luck (LUK):

The Luck attribute determines the person's overall chance. Luck is unique compared to all the other attributes as it is capable of influencing anything from finding or looting random items, winning money while gambling, to encounters and outstanding successes/failures (such as critical hits)

That is the information for attributes now how levelling will work some things will require EXP but others will have objectives that need to be met like observe needs you to observe a certain number of people to level it up, there will be bonuses to levelling up something a certain number of times like skills will gain an extra thing for example observe will gain extra information for each level up

Levelling up base level

To level up to level 1 you need 100 EXP which is ten times the level

To level up to level 2 you need 200 EXP from ten times level 2 and an additional 50 EXP from half of the total EXP needed to level up to level 1 so the total EXP need to level up will be 250 and then level three you will need 425 EXP level 5 will be 710 EXP (rounding down to make a who number to the nearest 5 or ten)

This is how it will work for levelling up in anything that requires EXP

For the harem I want to keep it small to keep it more plot based and not make this into a lemon, they maybe lemons but not until the future where it gets into the shippunden stage I already have two people chosen for the harem but you guys can vote for who you want and if neither of my two choices are in the top five ill make the harem up to seven people but I plan to have five (I'm not going to say who I have chosen just yet) the only two people that definitely won't be chosen is Sakura and Hinata.

People you can vote for:

Tayuya

Temari

Ino

Tentetn

Samui

Yugito

Yugao

Kurenai

Shizune

Fem! Kurama – if not voted as one of the members will remain a male

Hana

Mei

Kurotsuchi

Kushina – ill make it work someone but will still be incest

Shizuka

Koyuki

And any other you can think of

About who reincarnated into Naruto isn't important it is just some random guy who is still quite hormonal and that is why he thought of the harem. If you want any skills to be added into the story or if you have any ideas of Jutsu's just make sure they have a name and adequate description and I may add it