Disclaimor: Don't own any of the anime or anything, only this fic.
Song: I Wanna Be an Outlaw (Spoof of Cowboy) Artist: Gene Starwind Director: Pathas Li
(Gene)
I'm packing up my guns and I'll just head to the west
Where when I look to the side I'll see Aisha's breasts
Waste a shell, raise some hell
Chill with Jim, then I'll have to run from Fred since I don't like him.
And I'm a Star-shooter when it comes to my mouth
With a smart ass smirk.
And act like a jerk.
I got a ship dedicated to a sexy hag.
Before she died I got her down in the bag.
Practice shootin with my gun.
Have some outlaw fun.
Get punched in disgrace
Cause I insulted Duece to his face
Waste ammo until I wanna
Shoot some more
Give a wink to stranger then call her a whore
Getting scars all the time
For all the weird reasons
And get shot a lot for all of my sayins
Gene Starwind, I'm a mean asshole
And I'm takin off in my ship
Because I wanna be an outlaw baby
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin
Outlaw baby
Every single mission's just a way to keep chillin
That's right I wanna be an Outlaw baby
Sleep at night and most of the day
Outlaw Baby
I can see Aisha's chest from a mile away
I bet you'll hear Aisha screamin when the cash flows in
It goes *Sounds of Aisha meowing*
Like the guys on Next of Kin
I got a friend, till the end, he's the smartest of all
Yeah he's got brains
But got no balls (Jim: Hey! Why you!)
I got no wong
To support this song
Get a lead to leyline
From a guy who's gone
I'm at a leyline now
I'm gonna make my wish, boy
A 1952 glass of wine
That's why I wanna be an outlaw baby
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin
Outlaw baby
Every single mission's just a way to keep chillin
That's right I wanna be an Outlaw baby
Sleep at night and most of the day
Outlaw Baby
I can see Aisha's chest from a mile away
*Piano music plays while Jim beats the crap out of Gene for making that remark earlier.*
Yeah! Gene Starwind you can call me Jack (Jim: Why?)
Got an assassin on my team, she's a really hot lass
So I'll walk on down the street, stop and get in a clash
I'll say, "You got no dick and screw your own ass!" (Jim: The hell does that mean?)
Whenever I'm in my ship I fuck the best
Call me Clint, the lieutenant, I use the ship, not a horse
Pirates want to take my bounty, but they don't look right
I'm gonna make em drop dead, and screw Melfina right, Uh!
Get arrested, Jim gets molested (Jim: Shut up!)
One look at Melfina's pussy (Melfina: What?!) is just plain blessed
Ribs been crackethed
Always gettin smackethed
They say I got thrown in jail because of a bad haircut
All the outlaws wanna pick on me
Shoot me full of holes then collect the bounty
They can't kill me, on the count they're all failures
You better work on your shooting, so hire a trainer
I cuss more than a sailor
Drink my beer nice and quick
My only words of wisdom is: "God Dammit!"
I'll be driving my ship like a roller coaster
And keep on screwin till I've screwed up the most, yeah
Outlaw
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin Outlaw
Every single mission's just a way to keep chillin
Outlaw
Sleep at night and most of the day Outlaw
I can see Aisha's chest from a mile away
Outlaw
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin
Outlaw
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin
Outlaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!
I'm Gene Starwind.
(Jim: Okay Gene! Now I'm gonna kill you!)
Song: I Wanna Be an Outlaw (Spoof of Cowboy) Artist: Gene Starwind Director: Pathas Li
(Gene)
I'm packing up my guns and I'll just head to the west
Where when I look to the side I'll see Aisha's breasts
Waste a shell, raise some hell
Chill with Jim, then I'll have to run from Fred since I don't like him.
And I'm a Star-shooter when it comes to my mouth
With a smart ass smirk.
And act like a jerk.
I got a ship dedicated to a sexy hag.
Before she died I got her down in the bag.
Practice shootin with my gun.
Have some outlaw fun.
Get punched in disgrace
Cause I insulted Duece to his face
Waste ammo until I wanna
Shoot some more
Give a wink to stranger then call her a whore
Getting scars all the time
For all the weird reasons
And get shot a lot for all of my sayins
Gene Starwind, I'm a mean asshole
And I'm takin off in my ship
Because I wanna be an outlaw baby
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin
Outlaw baby
Every single mission's just a way to keep chillin
That's right I wanna be an Outlaw baby
Sleep at night and most of the day
Outlaw Baby
I can see Aisha's chest from a mile away
I bet you'll hear Aisha screamin when the cash flows in
It goes *Sounds of Aisha meowing*
Like the guys on Next of Kin
I got a friend, till the end, he's the smartest of all
Yeah he's got brains
But got no balls (Jim: Hey! Why you!)
I got no wong
To support this song
Get a lead to leyline
From a guy who's gone
I'm at a leyline now
I'm gonna make my wish, boy
A 1952 glass of wine
That's why I wanna be an outlaw baby
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin
Outlaw baby
Every single mission's just a way to keep chillin
That's right I wanna be an Outlaw baby
Sleep at night and most of the day
Outlaw Baby
I can see Aisha's chest from a mile away
*Piano music plays while Jim beats the crap out of Gene for making that remark earlier.*
Yeah! Gene Starwind you can call me Jack (Jim: Why?)
Got an assassin on my team, she's a really hot lass
So I'll walk on down the street, stop and get in a clash
I'll say, "You got no dick and screw your own ass!" (Jim: The hell does that mean?)
Whenever I'm in my ship I fuck the best
Call me Clint, the lieutenant, I use the ship, not a horse
Pirates want to take my bounty, but they don't look right
I'm gonna make em drop dead, and screw Melfina right, Uh!
Get arrested, Jim gets molested (Jim: Shut up!)
One look at Melfina's pussy (Melfina: What?!) is just plain blessed
Ribs been crackethed
Always gettin smackethed
They say I got thrown in jail because of a bad haircut
All the outlaws wanna pick on me
Shoot me full of holes then collect the bounty
They can't kill me, on the count they're all failures
You better work on your shooting, so hire a trainer
I cuss more than a sailor
Drink my beer nice and quick
My only words of wisdom is: "God Dammit!"
I'll be driving my ship like a roller coaster
And keep on screwin till I've screwed up the most, yeah
Outlaw
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin Outlaw
Every single mission's just a way to keep chillin
Outlaw
Sleep at night and most of the day Outlaw
I can see Aisha's chest from a mile away
Outlaw
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin
Outlaw
With Melfina in her tube, wet with her breasts always showin
Outlaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!
I'm Gene Starwind.
(Jim: Okay Gene! Now I'm gonna kill you!)