Artemis, Holly and Butler were catching a flight at an airport. Butler walks through the metal detector, BEEP, it goes off. The airport cop swipes him with the metal detector wand. After finding a whole pile of weaponry he asks Butler what he has to say for himself. Butler leans near him and whispers.
"I'm 006, I'm with the government. IF you slow me down to my destination I will kill you." The cop was skeptical until he looked into Butler's eyes. The cop shivered.
"Move on." He muttered. Next Holly, wearing a big hat walks through the metal detector, making it go off again. The cop confiscated a futuristic weapon from her.
"Any explanation for this Missy?" she motioned him downward so she could whisper in his ear.
"I'm 008; I'm also with the government. I'm with that big guy." The cop shivered again.
"Go through."
Next came Artemis. Once again the metal detector went off. The cop found a mini laptop with gun schematics and other such things on the screen.
"And who are you?", asked the cop, exasperated. Instead of having the answer whispered into his ear , Artemis jumped into the air, landed with his feet spread apart and hands on hips.
In a very loud and dramatic voice he said, "I'm 007!!" The three "agents" were then arrested and put into jail.
"I hate you Artemis," Holly said as the three sat in the cell. Artemis just scowled.