Helllllllllo Party people, I am Magnus72Bolt. Enjoy the story, props to those who know where I got my inspiration
It is a beautiful day in Vale, we see nice couple waltz into a lovely shop
(Ghira and Kali Beladonna enter the shop, they notice only two other people in the small establishment Sage and Scarlett enjoying their food)
Ghira: Where are we honey?
Kali: Well I know how much you love Bisque, so for our anniversary I found the best bisque place around
Ghira: You are the greatest woman alive (Ghira embraces Kali in a brief tender hug) Seriously I love Bisque (he raises his right hand) you (then puts his right hand down and raises his left) Bisque (he then put his left hand down and raises his right hand) you (then puts his right hand down and raises his left) Bisque (Ghira noticing the annoyed look on Kali's face, puts his left hand down and raises his right hand and nervously says) and you, you always wins (he then put his right arm on her left shoulder)
Kali: yeah (she then put her left arm on his right shoulder) that's right, okay (she goes up to the counter with Ghira in tow and ring the bell)
(not a moment later, out of the the kitchen a very dapper looking man wearing a black tuxedo, golden vest, black bow tie around his neck, white gloves, and circular glasses that made it really hard to see the wearers eyes)
Jaune: Hey hi… hello… hi guys, um welcome to my restaurant of food (he gestures to his menu on the wall) Would you guys like something to eat?
Ghira: Yeah we heard you guys had really good bisque
Jaune very excitedly: BIS-QUE
Ghira a little hesitantly: yeah so what can you tell us ab- (Jaune interrupts)
Jaune: Tomatoe bisque, you like tomatoes?
Ghira shaking his head: yeah yeah
Jaune: Mushroom Bisque
Ghira quietly says to Kali: Oh my favorite
Jaune: Esparagus Bisque
Ghira with a disgusted face: Not so much
Jaune: Lettuce Bisque
Kali says skeptically: you have a lettuce bisque
Jaune: Oh you like lettuce, ok well let's see (goes to look at the menu) a lettuce risotto maybe (goes back to looking at the couple) a lettuce wrap (glances back at the menu and says slowly) a lettuce…salad?
Ghira: no no, can we go back to the soup ma-(Jaune interrupts)
Jaune says excitedly: BIS-QUE
Ghira: yeah, especially the mushroom one
Jaune pushes up his glasses: Shrimp Bisque, (Jaune then stares right at the couple with a loving face) LOBSTER BIS-QUE
Ghira says impatiently: no, like I said the mushroom one
Jaune: World Famous (he then proceeds to put his right hand on his heart and face his menu) Lobster Bisque
Ghira: that's great, I don't like seafoo-(Jaune interrupts)
Jaune: Ryan Reynolds (Ghira and Kali look at him strangely) do you know him?
Ghira says hesitantly: yeah
Jaune: hmm Charles Barkly hmm, you know him too? Jim Carrey?
Ghira: Yeah your just naming famous peop-(Jaune interrupts)
Jaune: They like it
Ghira says confusedly: They like what
Jaune: Lobster Bisque, five stars, five thumbs up, five children-(Kali cuts him off)
Kali says in a gentle tone: You know what, I… that's sounds really good, I will get that (Jaune says wow) Ghira will get something else (both Ghira and Jaune nod in agreement)
Jaune affirming with Kali: yeah ok, ok that's a good choice
Ghira: Can I have the mushroom bisque, that sounded good
Jaune: mushroom ok, what kinda mushrooms please?
Ghira says in disappointment: you have more than one kind of mushroom!
Jaune: Portabella, Shitake, white mushroom, brown mushroom
Ghira: I don't really know the difference
Jaune: Wild mushroom, cremini, poisonous mushroom
Kali says with concern: Wait, what do you mean poisonous mushroom?
Jaune says defensively: It's not fatal, the poison is boiled out…. ObViOuSlY
Ghira: O-kay, um well which one would you suggest out of all of those?
Jaune Excitedly: LOBSTER BIS-QUE
Ghira says dejectedly: Oh of course, no um could I get like all of them?
Jaune says questioningly: You want 27 bowls of soup?
Ghira: No sorry, I mean mix all the mushrooms into one bisque
Jaune says sternly: What do you think this is… a stinking buffet (he gestures to his entire restaurant and mock laughs at them)
Ghira: Portabella, let's go with Portabella, is that all right
Jaune: ah ok (very quietly continues to say) it's your choice (Say normally) alright guys that twelve dollars point five six
Kali says happily: It's on me so (she grabs out her wallet and hands Jaune her credit card)
Jaune after grabbing the card: There's the card, Swipey Swipey (Jaune says as he swipes the card) okay that's ah… ah authorized (hands card back to Kali) okay you may… you may please have a seat at the table (Jaune gestures to an empty table) and you can use the chairs if you want, I'll be right back (Jaune enters the kitchen)
(Ghira and Kali go to sit at the empty table)
Kali in playful way: I'm sorry I guess they have a lot of soup options
Ghira while chuckling: yeah seriously, crazy (His smile leaves when he sees the kitchen door open)
Jaune says as he makes his way to their table: um hey guys, hi, uh so lis-(Jaune turns to Sages and Scarlets table and taps Sage on the shoulder) hey you guys how is the food?
Sage: It's good
Jaune: ok ok (he then walks up to Ghira and Kali) Hi, I apologize for the inconvenience, but we are out of all of the portabella bisque (Jaune says dejectedly)
Ghira says a little irked: Um ok, that's fine, I will have any other kind of mushroom (Jaune turns around) thank you (Jaune then turns back)
Jaune: Um... I apologize for the inconvenience, but we are out of all of the mushroom's bisque
Ghira says defeated: Seriously, okay, um tomato, let's go with tomato that's sounds fine (Jaune goes to ask what kind of tomato, but Ghira already put up his hand waving Jaune) yeah no, no, I don't care what kind of tomato (Jaune tries to speak, but Ghira again cuts him off) so roma, roma lets go with roma
Jaune: There is only one kind of tomato
Ghira shouts in frustration: I will have that one (He says as he slammed the table) please
Jaune: but uh (looks back at the kitchen then looks back at Ghira) I apologize for the great inconvenience!
Ghira says in frustration: Your out of that one too, okay um, what do you have?
Jaune: LOBSTER BIS-QUE
END SCENE
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