Title: How Old Are You?

Summary: More than just a question, it's baited with a second meaning.

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"How old are you?" Asked the man dressed with clogs and a bucket hat. His question was met without hesitation by the smaller yet energetic bundle of sugar known as Yachiru.

"Um….I dunno….I WANT CANDY!!!" Yachiru roared back; the little pink haired girl demanding even with her fists wailing about for candy.

"Jeez; I tell you what. If you bring me an orange…" The man wasn't quite finished but the smaller Yachiru sped out of his store and a second later brought back two buxom beauties and a rather large pumpkin and an orange.

"Are these things what you wanted? Because if they are; then GIMMIE MY CANDEH!!!!" Yachiru screamed ignoring Mastamoto's and Orihime's shocked voices.

"Alright; what flavor candy do you want?" Urahara asked holding a bag of lollipops.

"All…of…them…" Yachiru replied extending each and every letter.

"Return the girls, and then we can…have our candy…" Urahara replied doing the same.

"Don't tell me you're going to feed the girl sake! You're old!!!" Before Matsamoto could finish Yachiru had kicked them out of the shop.

"OKAY!! CANDY NOW!!" Yachiru roared at Urahara who calmly placed a finger on her lips.

"Shh….I know what you really want" Urahara replied getting the satisfaction he needed out of Yachiru's expression.

"But if…anyone knows… I'll…" Yachiru gave off an expression that said "I'll kill you if you tell". Urahara shrugged it off and took out a box.

"What's in there?" Yachiru knew what was in there but stupidly let out her childish questions.

"Ichigo's math homework; I know you have quite the tooth for candy as well as paper work Am I wrong?" Urahara took out a text that read "Math and Me"

"Right, how much candy an hour?" Yachiru asked in an unfamiliar older woman's voice.

"For every question correct you'll get five pieces of candy." Urahara said baiting his words with a second meaning.

"Right." Yachiru smilied and with the same unfamiliar older voice said "Milk please?" Yachiru asked lacing the word milk with a double meaning as well.

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Confused by the story? I gave hints so you'll understand what it meant.