Mordecai literally said to Rigby "dear god man what are you doing to these chickens" and Rigby replied to him in quite possible the most humble manner that my sad little tear sockets have ever salivated over and just dripped like a leaky faucet that an old man could not fix because he did not fix leaking faucets but it didnt matter because his son could fix the faucets and he did so on his spare time because his father could not afford to pay for the expesnice luxury company that fixes faucets that the son was employed by and said "i am cooking them for you because i love you and i want to love in the kitchen sink that was just fixed by the guy whose father cannot afford to pay"
then Benson and the angry honey bees that popu;ated his fish tank type thing where he keeps his gum ballss came and said "holy crap" and left because they could tell it was a very sensitive moment and th3ey did notg like being there in those moments because it only reminded them that they cannot be held accountable for what they doi in that environement because of their jealousy.
mordecai the faggot bluejay who kept the fact that he was a major faggot a secrtet becAUSE he did not like the idea of being judged by the world for his sexuality really respected the fact that rigby would be direct about his sexuality and the fact that he wanted to tap that bluejay ass like a bored kid in geometery class likes to tap the beat to "YYZ" by Rush with his pencil on his desk.
mordecai pulled his pants off that he wore only in this fanfic because i need him to pull his pants off right now and then he pulled his thong off because since hes a major faggot he wears a thong because he likes to keep in touch with his feminine side and then he revealed his fucking hot ass for Rigby right there on the kitchen table and said to him in quite possibly the most seductive voice he could muster for a gross little raccoon who hadnt showered in a week "lick it, bitch"
A tongue that hadnt gotten to taste a delicious asshole in years lapped up the bluejay anus like a gay man usually laps up a glorious ass.
the ass was getting rubbed down so good that mordecai's dick got as hard as a rock.
his dick got so hard that it became sentient and detached himself from the bluejay faggot and flipped the fuck out because it had never been so hard in its entire life.
they flipped out and rigby got so fucking hard that his dick almost became sentient too then mordecai decided that before he stops his ragin boner that he needs to return the favor and eat rigby's ass like chocolate cake.
rigby took his dress off because he is transgender in this fanfic and pull off his panties because he is dressing like a girl and then mordecai went to town and bought some whipped cream and came back and put it on his lovers ass and lunged so fast that he ended up sodomizing rigby with his long beak that was basically a huge dildo and rigby came buckets as in a fucking bucket came out of his dick.
mordecai's birdy cock blew up with sexual satisfaction and the entire universe was destroyed
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