Note: I got this idea from lovsamonkesuncleyaya, so don't say I copied or flame me for copying without naming the creator.

Note II: None of these characters are mine EXCEPT for the jellyfish (trust me, you'll know who they are) and Ghost.

Note III: In my stories, Gary is really a girl snail who can talk.

CHAPTER 1- MEET THE CONTESTANTS

"Hello, and welcome to The Room-Bikini Bottom Style! I'm your host for the show, and now, it's time to see who came! These guys are here to compete for the grand prize of 1,000,000 sand dollars! But, they must stay in this room and the adjacent bathroom, putting up with the smell, noise, and food, to win. The last one in this room will win the money. You can leave by voluntarily quitting or by being voted off. You may only go outside when I lead you out, OK? Now, enough of my talking and let's meet all of the contestants!" said Perch Perkins.

"Hello, hello, thank you for your praise," said Squidward.

"Look, the octo-one, Squidward Tentacles, made it," said Perch.

"Bzzz! Hi!"

"Wow! It looks like," ZAPP! "…like one of the jellyfish made it! No, wait, it's Jimmyfish Jellyfish!" Perch stepped back a little.

"AAH OOO AAH OOO AAH!"

"Hmm, it sound like the Flying Dutchman made it!" Perch announced.

"The Flying Dutchman? OOOAAH!" Squidward passed out.

"Weird. But, the great, not wimpy, I, am here!"

"Oh boy. Squilliam. Mister Fancypants," said Perch.

"IT'S FANCYSUN!" Squilliam emitted angrily.

"..."

"I don't care, Fancysnot! If you noticed the odd silence, it's because Ghost is here!" Perch announced.

"..."

"Can you hear how polite Ghost is? He's great!" Perch said.

"..."

"Really? Cool! His full name is Ghost Wisp!" Perch said excitedly.

"Hello whatevers. I am here. Ha ha."

"Um, hello, Karen C.P.U.," said Perch boredly.

"Yeeeehaw! I'm here, and I'm doin' it for Texas!"

"It look like Sandy Cheeks is here and is acting like Miss Bikini Bottom AND Miss Texas."

"I bet you all were waiting for Me! to arrive!"

"That's great, Spongebob Squarepants. Nice to see 'You!' here." Perch said very sarcastically.

"Umm, is this the right place?"

"Yes it is, and you're Patrick Star!"

"You don't need to tell me who I am, I mean, like, sheesh, I already know. Gosh."

"Arr! I'm here for the money! If I got the money, I'd bathe in it and never spend a cent!"

"We all know that that is Eugene H. Krabs," Perch mentioned.

"Hi everybody! I like money!"

"That's great. But now I am here. And with this money, I WILL RULE THE WORLD!" shouted Plankton.

"Yeah. SURE you will, Sheldon Plankton, sure you will," Perch remarked.

"DON'T CALL ME SHELDON! Oops."

"Ha ha! Yer name is Sheldon! Ha!" Mr. Krabs shouted.

"Oh, my head," said Squidward, who finally woke up, "AAH!"

Mr. Krabs was swinging around, laughing at Plankton's name, and ended up whacking Squidward.

"Oo, he'll be out for another 5 minutes," Perch stated.

"Um, hi. I'm Gary. I hope I win."

"See, it's humble creatures like Gary Snail who can turn out to have amazing talent," Perch smiled.

"Bzz bzz bzzzzzzzzzzzz."

"Well, well, well, it seems to me that the final contestant, Jennyfish, is here," Perch said, "Okay, now that all 13 contestants are here, we can go to… The Room."

"Hey, Perch, we can't get hurt on this show, can we?" Spongebob questioned.

"Uh, there's more important things at this moment in time, Spongebob. Now let's get to… The Room," Perch replied.

The 14 walked until the arrived at a plain, white door. Perch opened it and led the 13 inside.

"Here is… The Room… that you'll be staying in," Perch announced.

"He's really peeving me with that '… The Room…' stuff!" Squidward whispered to Sandy.

"I'll say," said Sandy.

"Okay, guys, first vote-off will be in 6 hours, okay? Okay!" Perch said, "See you all then!"

"Oh, joy. There's only 4 beds!" Squidward complained when he saw the bedroom.

"I call that bed!" Karen said.

"I'll sleep with Karen, not in a nasty way or anything," Plankton said.

"I call the second bed!" Sandy announced.

"Well, since I noticed the beds, I get that one over in the corner. The best one," said Squidward.

"Bed 4 is so mine," Jennyfish said.

"I call the bath tub!" shouted Patrick, causing everyone to back away.

"So the rest of you losers have to sleep on the ground!" Squidward laughed.

"Oh no, not me. I'll get to sleep on the table," said Squilliam.

"O…kay then."

1 HOUR LATER…

"How come you get the bed? I, the marvelous Squilliam…"

"Complain a lot! Do you even hear yourself? It's just bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla…" Squidward continued for 4 hours, "…bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla! And further more, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla…"

Squidward and Squilliam started yelling at each other.

Sandy finally broke it up. "OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS ARGUING! THAT MEANS THE 10 OF YOU, TOO! YOU GOTTA STOP YELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

Flying Dutchman got so angry, he starting zapping all over the room, hitting the 3 Loud S's and a few others.

1 HOUR LATER…

"Hello, it's time for our first vote-off," Perch noted.

"What? Sandy's, Squilliam's and Squidward's yelling nearly made the rest of us go deaf!" shouted Jennyfish.

"First vote-off!" Perch shouted as he passed out a paper and pencil to each contestant, "Write the name off the contestant you want to leave!"

"OH!" the 10 near-deaf ones shouted.

Everyone scribbled on there papers and passed them back to Perch.

"Okay, I'll say these out for you: 1 vote Squilliam, 2 votes Squilliam, 1 vote Sandy, 2 votes Sandy, 3 votes Sandy, 1 vote Squidward, 2 votes Squidward, 3 votes Squidward, 4 votes Squidward, 3 votes Squilliam, 4 votes Squilliam, 4 votes Sandy. So it's tie between Squidward, Squilliam, and Sandy. But, there is one more vote. The first one out is…" Perch said.

Everyone was nervous, especially The 3 Loud S's.

"…Squilliam. You must now leave… The…"

"Enough with the emphasis!" Sandy shouted.

"…Room. As the last placee, you get a consolation prize of nothing."

"Whatever. I don't need the million sand dollars! I'm rich!" Squilliam shouted, trying to hide his disappointment.

"For dinner, since it's the first day, you get pizza!" Perch said, "Enjoy it while you can!"

After eating the pizza, it was time to sleep, but someone was groaning for an hour before a figure went into the bathroom.

"Leave, Patrick. Now!" It was Mr. Krabs. He must have been allergic to the pizza. Patrick hurried out of the tub and ran to sleep on the floor. A barfing noise is heard, then a thud. Spongebob decided to check it out.

"Oh my gosh, Mr. K passed out! He must have eaten one of the slices of pizza with pepperoni, which he's really allergic to! Poor Mr. Krabs!" Spongebob said to the 4 others who were awake.

Whatever, let me sleep, thought Squidward.

I hope the critter is okay, thought Sandy.

Ow! That's gotta hurt, thought Jimmyfish.

----------------------------, thought Ghost.

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Author's Note: I wonder what's wrong with Mr. K. Hopefully Squilliam isn't crying like a baby at home even though he left like a man. I mean, an octopus.