Soleanna
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This is done in tribute to Sonic 06 and its legendary status of... well, everything. Yep, just about.
Soleanna. The country of the sun. Or the soul of the sun. Yeah, that definitely sounds better. Run by Princess Elise the Third, this country full of creepy looking human beings is actually pretty peaceful in spite of the creepy nature.
Mainly because all the guys wave their arms like mad and say 'HEY', while the girls move around in odd positions and say 'huh'. Once you overlook that, it's pretty grand. After all, in addition to Princess Elise, Soleanna is home of Alberto Robert, the guy who gave Sonic special shoes.
And what would Soleanna be without its many sightings? The Wave Ocean with its sunny beach and ocean full of glitchy killer whales, the Dusty Desert and its giant pinballs of stupidity inside the ancient temple, the White Acropolis and its searchlights where you can actually stand on top of it diagonally,
the infamous burning Crisis City 200 years into the future, ruled over by the sun god Iblis in his humanoid, demonic, four armed form, with fire everywhere and that tornado carrying a car.
Needless to say that we should move on to the Flame Core and the sighting of Iblis' worm like state, where as Shadow puts it, you definitely should not touch it. Or if that's not cool enough for you, you can take a tubular ride on the Radical Train after which you can go through the seaside Tropical Jungle, of which shall then lead you to the mystical Kingdom Valley, or which from there you should find the Aquatic Base, formerly the secret headquarters of the nefarious Doctor Eggman.
And that's the action packed action stages. Soleanna's main hub, the old Soleanna Castle Town, is definitely a nice place to live in or visit after getting over the creepy vibes. And the Soleanna Forest is a nice place for a general walk around the woods and meadows. Moreso the latter because there's just not that many trees in this so called 'forest'. And let's not forget the modern Soleanna New City, which is pretty much what Crisis City will turn out to be years later due to certain shenanigans revolving around Iblis and whatnot.
And don't forget the End Of The World... but everyone prefers not to think about that since it's basically all of Sonic 06's action levels except for the Radical Train and Aquatic Base. With the sun god of Soleanna itself, Solaris, causing nightmares and severe burns for everyone.
Anyway, once you look past the glitches, or embellish in them, you'll find that Soleanna is a great place to be, and it's definitely better than what that stupid game has to depict-
"SILVER!" Princess Elise screamed as she and Silver The Hedgehog were sitting on the pier at Soleanna's New City, with Elise sighing as she shook her head. "You can stop now. I think the readers get it."
Silver frowned as he moved his hands around, disappointed. "But I was getting to the conclusion of my whole monologue!"
Elise giggled as she patted Silver on the head. "Oh save it, pothead. You'll get your chance next time." She then decided to take a boat ride as Silver followed her, with several boats beginning to pop up after taking a ridiculously long time to load.
Mephiles The Dark chuckled as he emerged from the shadows nearby a building in his crystallized form, tapping his fingertips together as his eerie purple eyes grew bigger.
"That's right, go out into the sea... you're condemning yourself to the many glitches of this world..." Mephiles muttered to himself in sinister glee as he began cackling, disappearing further in the shadows as the people walking by looked around, glancing at each other and shrugging as they went about on their merry way.
