Not trying to advertise, but if you want to see the back story of my OC Marie and how she got involved with the countries, I would suggest you read a fanfiction I wrote a little while ago called "The New Girl." However, you don't need to read The New Girl to understand this fic. It's basically a series of one-shots about Marie and Miss Hungary helping some certain pairings get together. This is the introductory chapter. So now that explanations are out of the way, enjoy!

Elizabeta and I had just finished getting our little office together, and were discussing who to write yaoi about while we were waiting for our first customer. Arthur, who helped us set everything up, was worrying his pretty little head off about Francis, who was supposed to help us set up, but never showed.

"Where the bloody hell is that git? He should've shown up a while ago!"

"Didn't he say he would catch up with us later?" I asked, then commented to Elizabeta, "I think we should make Ivan and Toris our targets today."

Elizabeta pondered that, "Russia and Lithuania? Eh, they're alright together, but I don't see it happening."

"Would you two please stop discussing stupid yaoi? My bloody boyfriend is missing and you don't even care!" Arthur shouted at us.

We both melted, "Aw, you do care! Maybe you're not quite as tsundere as I thought!" I gushed, "And you can't say yaoi is stupid, you and Francis are a yaoi couple."

"I don't care, I still think you obsessing over yaoi is stupid. And I don't appreciate the name for your little dating agency," Arthur looked over at the pamphlets at the desk titled Dating Advice for Tsunderes. Just as I was about to open my mouth to reply, Francis came in with a black and white bundle of fur in his arms.

"Bonjour, mes amis. Sorry for being late, I just had a little business to take care of," the bundle wriggled a little bit, and raised its head. I almost fell apart to see that the little black and white pile of fur was actually a tuxedo cat!

"I found her near the lake I walked past to get here. She just ran up to me, purring. Angleterre, can we keep her?" Elizabeta nudged me, and I started taking notes on what was happening.

"No. We're not keeping the cat," Arthur crossed his arms, determined not to let Francis get his way.

"But Angleterre, I already gave her a name! And feel her, she's starving! S'il vous plaît, can we keep little May? Look at her eyes, they're a beautiful green, like yours." I definitely wrote that last part down.

I knew Arthur was going to cave in 3... 2... 1... "Fine. We can keep May, but you have to take care of her."

Francis threw his arms around Arthur, "Merci, Arthur!"

Arthur grumbled, pretending not to enjoy it, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. It's just a cat."

Francis leaned in close to Arthur and whispered, "Don't worry, I'll be sure to show my appreciation later, ohohon," and nipped Arthur's earlobe. I was furiously writing down the events in a messy scrawl.

Arthur pushed Francis away, "Cut it out, frog, we might be their next targets." He motioned toward Elizabeta and me. Francis chuckled, winked at me, and swept Arthur off his feet, kissing him avidly. Now as I was writing, Elizabeta's camera was flashing a hundred times a second. It was at this awkward moment when our first client, Antonio, strolled in through the door.

He completely ignored the Arthur-Francis make-out session and spoke to us, "I have a few questions about what I'm doing wrong. Will you help me?"

Author's Note:

I bet now you can guess which pairing will be first to get crossed off the list next chapter! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the introductory chapter, the cat thing was a little piece of randomness I just came up with. I figured that Greece would just keep it, and I didn't think Flying Mint Bunny would mind having a cat around. Anyways, gonna keep this author's note short, so see you next chapter!