So...I feel like his a good time to annoy some people and have others nodding in agreement. Just...If you disagree, try not to get too angry. These are just my opinions, after all. I'm really not that important.
So, I don't like really at all slash. Therefore, when I go to the Good Omens archive because I just finished that book and was sad about it. At least the first four were slash, and it just...Ugh! Okay, sorry. Short rant. Go on to the story, if you want.
When Will was assigned his first apprentice, he was expecting at worst a kid who was like Gilan. Then Crowley introduced him to…Crowley.
At first, Will figured that he couldn't really be that bad. He had the same name as Crowley, after all. Then he realized a few things about his apprentice.
He's Argumentative
"Crowley, go make some coffee." Will said in a rather commanding tone. He thought it suited him pretty well.
Crowley looked at his mentor. "Why?"
Will raised an eyebrow at Crowley. Apprentices weren't supposed to ask why! He'd never asked Halt why unless he felt that it was necessary. "Because I want some coffee."
"Then why don't you make it? I don't want any coffee."
Will was at a loss for words for a minutes. "Just…Just do it."
"Why can't you do it?"
"Because apprentices are supposed to do these things!" Will said somewhat exasperatedly.
Crowley stared at Will for a second, thinking about whether he could push it any further. He decided that he probably could, but he didn't much want to. He went and made some coffee.
Will slouched into his chair, his eyes wide. "I am turning into Halt