Cast List
'Leader'~In random episodes
Hailstar: Shimmering white she-cat with pure blue eyes and light silver streaks along her spine and flank. Responsible, smart, and sensible.
'Hosts'~In every episode
Silversmoke: Jet black she-cat with bright green eyes and a white tail. Violent, crazy, and maniacal.
Emberash: Dark ginger she-cat with golden eyes. Wild, fun-loving, and relatively stupid.
Jayeye: Brown tabby tom with sizzling green eyes. Dull, simple, and boring.
Eaglefoot: Orange tabby tom with gray eyes. Annoyingly smart, nerdy, and British. =D
'Co-Hosts'~In practically every episode
Falconpaw: Chocolate brown she-cat with amber eyes. Stupid, not easy to understand, and obsessive over looks.
Spicepaw: Russet red she-cat with pale green eyes. Relatively smart, lively, and caring.
Boulderpaw: Stone gray tom with one sky blue eye and one grassy green eye. Party-like, hyper, and nutty.
'Camera Cats'~Seen for a short period in pretty much every episode
Cinnamonwhisker: Light ginger-and-tortoiseshell she-cat with green-gold eyes. Loving, affectionate, and flirty.
Parsleymist: Black and white patched tom with slivery eyes. Annoying, pesky, and indecisive.
'Security Cats'~Seen randomly around the show
Petalpelt: Pinkish-gray she-cat with foggy blue eyes. Scary, stalker-ish, and creepy.
Jackalfur: Golden dappled tom with amber eyes. Brave, strong, and obnoxious.
Season One: Episode One: Bump….bump….bump….
*Camera turns on and all you see is a giant cat eye*
Parsleymist: Cinnamonwhisker, is this recording?
*A light ginger-and-tortoiseshell she-cat turns from the broken camera she is fixing and looks over at the black and white cat*
Cinnamonwhisker: Yeah, I think so. The red light's on.
Parsleymist: Fox Dung! How long has it been recording?
Cinnamonwhisker: About a minute. *talking to herself* I should really get that beepy thing that bleeps out the bad words fixed…..
Parsleymist: Oops…..*flips camera to an area of the room where four cats are sitting. One cat, a dark ginger she-cat, is drinking a mocha latte' and has whipped cream all over her nose. Another cat, a jet black she-cat, is holding a rifle without any ammo in it and constantly whacking an orange tabby tom with it. He is batting her away with sheathed claws. Another cat, a brown tabby tom, is just sitting there with a dull look in his eyes. Three other, smaller cats, are walking around in the back of the room. The gray tom and russet she-cat are practicing their lines quietly to themselves, and a chocolate brown she-cat is humming a stupid song while she bangs into a wall. Two other cats are sitting near the left side of the room, barely in view of the camera. A pinkish-gray she-cat is bothering the other cat, a golden dappled tom, by asking him where he lives. He keeps talking about how great he is, trying to talk over her. Lastly, a white she-cat is sitting way in the back of the room, watching it all. She is barely visible.*
Cinnamonwhisker: Hey! Yoohoo! Hello? We've been rolling for two minutes! Let's get this going!
*Everyone freezes, and they all leave except for the four cats in the center*
Cinnamonwhisker: *obviously annoyed* SPEAK ALREADY!
*The four cats sitting in the center of the room look up, surprised looks in their eyes*
Silversmoke: *pushing the rifle behind her* Hi, I'm Silversmoke!
Eaglefoot: *rubbing head in pain* My name is Eaglefoot!
Emberash: *batting latte away and licking the whipped cream off her nose* I'm Emberash!
Jayeye: *looking bored* I'm Jayeye.
Silversmoke: You're watching the Warriors Crazy Cat Show! It's very similar to Dare shows, but…..
Emberash: *cutting her off* You'll soon see why we call it the Crazy Cat show.
Silversmoke: Anyways, we're proud to present the co-hosts, Spicepaw, Boulderpaw, and, erm, *voice gets a little less enthusiastic* Falconpaw!
*The three smaller cats enter*
Spicepaw: Hello! I'm Spicepaw! For today's show, the hosts have asked us to read some of the dares to practice and become better at doing so!
Boulderpaw: We are co-hosts, being trained to become hosts on the show. We can't wait until the day when we become hosts!
Falconpaw: *bumps head on ground in a steady rhythm, singing along with it* bump…bump…..bump….
Boulderpaw: Falconpaw, you're supposed to say your line now!
Falconpaw: bump…bump….bump….bump…
Boulderpaw: Okay…
Spicepaw: *shoves a sloppily hand-written copy of the script in front of Falconpaw's face* Now read!
Falconpaw: *bumps head on script* bump….bump…bump….
Spicepaw: Um….well…she's supposed to say that we will be helping around on the show and when we become hosts we will start to take over the show.
Falconpaw: bump…..bump….bump…..
Boulderpaw: *exploding with obvious rage* WOULD YOU STOP?
Falconpaw: *shrinks back…voice fades* bump?
Boulderpaw: Spicepaw, keep reading. *pushes Falconpaw behind the curtain. Yelling is heard, and Boulderpaw storms back on, followed by Falconpaw, who is still bumping her head on the ground*
Spicepaw: Okay, now, here we go with the first dare. It is for Tigerstar. Tigerstar? TIGERSTAR?
Eaglefoot: I believe you must use your teleportaiton powers by the slight wave of your posterior end in order to make the cat by the name of Tigerstar appear.
Spicepaw: Erm…
Falconpaw: bump….bump….bump….
Jayeye: Wave your tail.
Spicepaw: *waves tail slightly* Okay, now where…
*Tigerstar poofs onstage randomly, oblivious to the fact that he is there until he sees Falconpaw bumping her head*
Tigerstar: Where in the world am I?
Spicepaw: You're on the Warrior's Crazy Cat Show!
Tigerstar: Well why do you need me?
Spicepaw: We're going to dare you!
Tigerstar: Dare me? To do what?
Spicepaw: *takes out an envelope and opens it* You have to mimick everything Falconpaw does for one minute.
Tigerstar: *glances at Falconpaw bumping her head* Easy!
Spicepaw: Wait just a minute! Watch this. *Feeds Falconpaw a cup of sugar. She immediately runs everywhere, crashing into walls and bashing her face on every hard surface in sight*
Tigerstar: What if I say no?
Spicepaw: *flicks her ear to the left* That happens.
*Silversmoke is holding a bazooka, fully loaded, with an aim set on Tigerstar. Her paw is on the trigger*
Tigerstar: GAH! Fine! I'll mimick the little idiot!
*Falconpaw smashes against wall after wall, trips all over herself, and, after about 45 seconds, she calms down and resumes her head bumping. Tigerstar has done exactly this.*
Falconpaw: bump….bump….bump….
Tigerstar: bump….bump….bump….
Spicepaw: *presses a button on a stopwatch* Okay, you're done.
*An exhaused Tigerstar flops down on the ground and starts panting. His face is bleeding in two different places, his nose is dislocated and he has broken a paw.*
Spicepaw: Hold on a second….*she pulls out a book and reads quietly to herself, so low you can't understand her* Okay, um….let's see…..*she puts the book down and pads over to Tigerstar. She rolls him across the floor and through a small hole near the right back corner of the room. She pushes a tile back over the hole. Two seconds later, Tigerstar poofs up in front of them, as healthy as he was before the dare*
Tigerstar: Great StarClan, I'll never understand this show. *pads offstage*
Spicepaw: Now it's Boulderpaw's turn to read a dare!
Silversmoke: *cutting in* Wait a second!
Spicepaw: What?
Silversmoke: Emberash needs to say something!
Emberash: Uh, thanks, Silversmoke. Listen, we want to make one thing clear to our viewers. Nobody will remain hurt on this show, or die either.
Silversmoke: Awww…
*Everyone gives Silversmoke an odd look and she clamps her paws over her mouth*
Silversmoke: Did I just say that out loud?
Emberash: Yeah, you did.
Spicepaw: Can Boulderpaw read his dare off now?
Emberash: Sure.
*Boulderpaw takes Spicepaw's place, obviously excited, but before he can say anything, Petalpelt and Jackalfur run in front of him*
Petalpelt: Oooh….we're rolling….*stares into camera demonically*
Jackalfur: There has been a disturbance! Everyone must evacuate to the area behind the curtains!
*Everyone panics and runs backstage. Parsleymist brings the camera back with him, followed by Petalpelt, who is now laughing creepily and asking if the viewers could please send her their addresses. Parsleymist pushes her away and gives her a camera they aren't filming with, so she can stay occupied. It is dark backstage, and everyone is silent until the lights come on.*
Eaglefoot: What are we doing back here?
*More cats begin to yell the same thing until the room is abuzz with noise*
Hailstar: QUIET!
*Everyone gasps and stops talking*
Hailstar: I believe we would all like to know one thing, Jackalfur. *she picks her way among the cats, walking towards Jackalfur with a serious look in her eyes* Why did you drag us back here?
Jackalfur: Hailstar! Well, you see, uh
Hailstar: Spit it out, Jackalfur!
Jackalfur: There's a suspicious cat outside the studio.
Hailstar: What did he do that made you suspicious?
Jackalfur: He said I wasn't the most handsome cat ever!
Hailstar: Is that all?
Jackalfur: Yes.
Hailstar: You stopped the show for this?
Jackalfur: Well, Parsleymist is filming us back here, so the show isn't technically stopped….but yes, I brought you back here because of that.
*Hailstar looks as if she's about to explode. Instead, she turns to Silversmoke and nods at her. Everyone steps out of her way, leaving a clear area inbetween her and Jackalfur. Silversmoke pulls out a spiked club and chases Jackalfur with it*
Hailstar: Unfortunately, that's all we have time for today. The co-hosts will resume reading their dares next episode. Goodbye!
Sorry, as of now you cannot submit staff. You may submit dares, but remember that no cat will stay dead or injured. I also will not accept any graphic dares or dares about "so and so having kits with so and so" or anything of the sort. If you so submit one of those dares, I will report you. I want to keep this rated T, for mild violence people, not M!